You all might not know it but at times I can be fixated with certain things, people, and or places in the body where my fingers have been. I'm not obsessed I swear.
I have various crushes on some bloggers I follow I can't help it. I sometimes have one night stands with them in my mind. I never usually tell them and according to the Catholic girl code, if they don't know it never really happened.
Recently, I was visited by the 3rd nipple. It's not that I am fixated by a third nipple it is just that I seem to be drawn to men with them. All went well and nobody was even drinking alcohol.
Today Dane Cook is going to be on Oprah. Now I am not saying that I changed my whole day so that I could be with my lover, but I couldn't let Dane down. We are extensively involved. He writes jokes, mostly about other people but I know that I am always on his mind. He came to my city for a show, and of coarse I couldn't go; I find torturing him a little keeps me on his mind. He especially appreciates my boobs because he talks about other women's boobs as to keep mine all to himself. I know I should be keeping this quiet because he is shy, but I think I'm in love with him. Now, I just got to figure out how to meet him.
37 comments:
I'm pretty damned "Breast Obsessed" myself !!
I got's nothing for Dane Cook, though. You can have him.
You obsessed, NEVER.
You just like to spread you charm every chance you get ;)
Heff: I'm glad your breast Obsessed and I often go to your sight just to see some.
Walker: I try I really try...
OMGGirl!!!! It's 6pm and oprah just went off...and Dane Cook is HILARIOUS!!! and BAD! and I love it!!! what is it about funny guys anyway? I find them very very sexy....even if they're not...hello Jack Black!
Beth: I'm with ya I have a strange unusual attraction to Jack Black as well;)
you better stop..you're supposed to stay IN my dreams not out.....
This gave me a great big smile...you are too cute!
Doggy: I can't tell you...
Chef E: I'm glad it made you smile..My intentions exactly;)
That's funny, I was going to say the same thing to you, lol !!
Send a photo of you to him- I bet that will work...
Hmm, how can I get you to have fantasies about me?
Buffalo: Your so sweet that made my day;)
Memphis: How do you know your not?
Stuff-->Hug-->Play. I usually prefer only 2 nipples my self but then again I'm an ass man so who cares, and shit.
Wil Harrison.com
Chicks love Dane, I don't think dudes will ever understand why. But if men understood women, where would the fun be? Have a nice weekend!
Heff, show me your 3rd nipple!
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Hey, I've had that one out for HOURS. How 'bout my fourth nipple ?
How about my brown eye!
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It makes mine BLUE...
Yes, I remember
Wil Harrison.com
Hey, remember that time that you, me, and Dane Cook got shitfaced together ?
"I have various crushes on some bloggers I follow I can't help it." I think you're in Heff!
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I LOVE just TellingTit !
Sometimes I love just smelling it
Wil Harrison.com
I hea's ya ! I luvs me some white meats !!!
Wassup now Little Nigglet, glad you could join us for "Comment Bombing"
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Hell yeah, I damns sho' gonna bomb sumpthin !
"and or places in the body where my fingers have been. " Damn, I am reading that right?
Wil Harrison.com
I know where MY fingers wanna go. I'm Just Telling it...
You always pair 'em up in your mind!
Wil Harrison.com
What, My testiclease ?!?
"I know I should be keeping this quiet because he is shy, but I think I'm in love with him" - I'm not pairing this up in my mind though
Wil Harrison.com
Hell, fuck yous peeps, I'm Cooking up some Dane, rights now !!!
Congrats Darn Girl, you've just been "Comment Bombed", courtesy of Wil and Heff. Smell your bushes later.
Wil Harrison.com
And by the way, you've got some DAMN NICE BREASTICLES !!!
Doesn't it just make you feel all warm & gooey inside to get a shitload of comments ? Oh, HELLS YEAH !!!
Oh you guys...yes now I really feel famous in my mind...I loved it!!!!!!!!It is like a tag team back again;)
Bobby: I myself like to be mysterious, the better loving you get...Have a good weekend yourself.
Mike:and yes I am a nurse so I Have unfortunately had to put them in places where I need a shot of tequilla before the event sos I wouldn't feel dirty...
Donna: Welcome you hot sex woman..
Cornal: I'm glad you likey T it.
Heff: your awsome...and I'm feeling hot!!!
Little; I often offer free testical checks that is why I went to nursing school after all...
Glad you enjoyed. I was TOTALLY shitfaced, lol !
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