Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm not obsessed I swear...


You all might not know it but at times I can be fixated with certain things, people, and or places in the body where my fingers have been. I'm not obsessed I swear.

I have various crushes on some bloggers I follow I can't help it. I sometimes have one night stands with them in my mind. I never usually tell them and according to the Catholic girl code, if they don't know it never really happened.

Recently, I was visited by the 3rd nipple. It's not that I am fixated by a third nipple it is just that I seem to be drawn to men with them. All went well and nobody was even drinking alcohol.

Today Dane Cook is going to be on Oprah. Now I am not saying that I changed my whole day so that I could be with my lover, but I couldn't let Dane down. We are extensively involved. He writes jokes, mostly about other people but I know that I am always on his mind. He came to my city for a show, and of coarse I couldn't go; I find torturing him a little keeps me on his mind. He especially appreciates my boobs because he talks about other women's boobs as to keep mine all to himself. I know I should be keeping this quiet because he is shy, but I think I'm in love with him. Now, I just got to figure out how to meet him.

37 comments:

Heff said...

I'm pretty damned "Breast Obsessed" myself !!

I got's nothing for Dane Cook, though. You can have him.

Walker said...

You obsessed, NEVER.
You just like to spread you charm every chance you get ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: I'm glad your breast Obsessed and I often go to your sight just to see some.

Walker: I try I really try...

Beth said...

OMGGirl!!!! It's 6pm and oprah just went off...and Dane Cook is HILARIOUS!!! and BAD! and I love it!!! what is it about funny guys anyway? I find them very very sexy....even if they're not...hello Jack Black!

Just telling it like it is said...

Beth: I'm with ya I have a strange unusual attraction to Jack Black as well;)

doggybloggy said...

you better stop..you're supposed to stay IN my dreams not out.....

Chef E said...

This gave me a great big smile...you are too cute!

Just telling it like it is said...

Doggy: I can't tell you...

Chef E: I'm glad it made you smile..My intentions exactly;)

Heff said...

That's funny, I was going to say the same thing to you, lol !!

buffalodick said...

Send a photo of you to him- I bet that will work...

Memphis Steve said...

Hmm, how can I get you to have fantasies about me?

Just telling it like it is said...

Buffalo: Your so sweet that made my day;)

Memphis: How do you know your not?

Wil said...

Stuff-->Hug-->Play. I usually prefer only 2 nipples my self but then again I'm an ass man so who cares, and shit.

Wil Harrison.com

Bobby the Blue Baxojayz said...

Chicks love Dane, I don't think dudes will ever understand why. But if men understood women, where would the fun be? Have a nice weekend!

Wil said...

Heff, show me your 3rd nipple!

Wil Harrison.com

Heff said...

Hey, I've had that one out for HOURS. How 'bout my fourth nipple ?

Wil said...

How about my brown eye!

Wil Harrison.com

Heff said...

It makes mine BLUE...

Wil said...

Yes, I remember

Wil Harrison.com

Heff said...

Hey, remember that time that you, me, and Dane Cook got shitfaced together ?

Wil said...

"I have various crushes on some bloggers I follow I can't help it." I think you're in Heff!

Wil Harrison.com

Colonel ChestHams said...

I LOVE just TellingTit !

Wil said...

Sometimes I love just smelling it

Wil Harrison.com

Little Nigglet said...

I hea's ya ! I luvs me some white meats !!!

Wil said...

Wassup now Little Nigglet, glad you could join us for "Comment Bombing"

Wil Harrison.com

Little Nigglet said...

Hell yeah, I damns sho' gonna bomb sumpthin !

Wil said...

"and or places in the body where my fingers have been. " Damn, I am reading that right?

Wil Harrison.com

DonnaLuvsHeff said...

I know where MY fingers wanna go. I'm Just Telling it...

Wil said...

You always pair 'em up in your mind!

Wil Harrison.com

Little Nigglet said...

What, My testiclease ?!?

Wil said...

"I know I should be keeping this quiet because he is shy, but I think I'm in love with him" - I'm not pairing this up in my mind though

Wil Harrison.com

Little Nigglet said...

Hell, fuck yous peeps, I'm Cooking up some Dane, rights now !!!

Wil said...

Congrats Darn Girl, you've just been "Comment Bombed", courtesy of Wil and Heff. Smell your bushes later.

Wil Harrison.com

DonnaLuvsHeff said...

And by the way, you've got some DAMN NICE BREASTICLES !!!

Heff said...

Doesn't it just make you feel all warm & gooey inside to get a shitload of comments ? Oh, HELLS YEAH !!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh you guys...yes now I really feel famous in my mind...I loved it!!!!!!!!It is like a tag team back again;)

Bobby: I myself like to be mysterious, the better loving you get...Have a good weekend yourself.

Mike:and yes I am a nurse so I Have unfortunately had to put them in places where I need a shot of tequilla before the event sos I wouldn't feel dirty...

Donna: Welcome you hot sex woman..

Cornal: I'm glad you likey T it.

Heff: your awsome...and I'm feeling hot!!!

Little; I often offer free testical checks that is why I went to nursing school after all...

Heff said...

Glad you enjoyed. I was TOTALLY shitfaced, lol !