Monday, November 17, 2008

Sorry for my absents...

After almost dieing from a GI bleed last week I think I have an ulcer. Go figure I would die from a GI bleed and not something more dramatic like gun shot wound. Needless to say I had to see the Dr. when I was with my high school friend that I haven't seen for 17 years... and and admit that the Dr. indeed violated me and put his finger in my tail. At least I got some pain medicine. The last time I was violated by my GYNO at the tender age of 23 yrs. old I asked my Ma is that normal for the GYNO to put his finger in my tail and she said yes...I saw no benefit from this and He didn't even offer me a shot of tequila. What kind of freaky stuff she is accustom to... I don't know because when I was older and asked my GYNO if this was normal during a paps smear HE stated and I quote, " I generally only use that tech for my geriatric patients" WHAT? Violated...With KY jelly at only 23. Not surprising that I know many different uses for KY jelly than the intended use.
If I ever felt like an old lady it is right now. I have been drinking down Milanta and eating Pilosec. Now there has to be something wrong with that picture. Hopefully it is just H-pilor that I might of picked up from Mexico since I find myself a worldly traveler since I have still not gotten a Job...Oh it is in the works...I'm intently looking for a sexologist job right now I know it is right the coroner i can feel it...No pun intended!

6 comments:

Walker said...

That does it.
Next time i go to my doctor I'm going to beat that crap out of him.
Every time he sticks his finger in me I don't get tequila.
Mind you he did give me flowers........

I hope you feel better soon. :)

3 Magpies said...

Oh goodness! You poor little sickie! I hope you feel much better really soon.

Superstar said...

sue the gyno for the violation!!! LOL
Old biddy fuc*er hehrhehehehe
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Hope you get to feeling better so we can go get trashed soon!!!
{{{hugs}}}}}

ssgreylord said...

feel better soon, honey...

buffalodick said...

Been on Prilosec forever... miracle drug!

Just telling it like it is said...

Thanks all I am feeling much better...It is hard to except that I am a mere Mortal...