Sunday, September 07, 2008

The secret I have been keeping...

So, I know that you all know that I am very shy, I mean I never report all of my dirty little secrets... But for some reason I am compelled to reveal something that is so private, just so so secret that even my Ma doesn't know...ohhh should she know?? You know that all she talk about is her period (just to torture me as if ? showing off her DD after two kid they are still standing up and they are real yeah yeah I know Ma you have cramps all the time) My father definitely doesn't know because I am a virgin or at least I was until I was married at the very young age of 19. Somehow by a miracle of nature I got pregnant . I don't know how it happen. Oh, my boy is the love of life my life , but but this is not the secret...The secret is, this is really shocking that Engineer guy has a third nipple. I know I was shocked too.

10 comments:

Walker said...

I guess that's not a bad thing unless ummmmm one is one the tip of his nose.
Be hard to explain to your friends why you were seen sucking on his nose in the parking lot though.

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: at first I thought it was a mole but due to my training I realized it was a third nipple. What is so bad about it was I had a pt with a third nipple who was having a heart attack and I had to assess him... he only spoke Spanish and his third nipple was really big!!! imagine that

Walker said...

I don't want to imagine a big third nipple on a man.
Now a woman lol

Michael C said...

Really? I've only seen that in one of the James Bond Movies. Really ;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: knowing that you likiy the ladies I could see that you wouldn't mine a third nipple on a woman...

Micheal: I know it is true..and they come in different sizes if you can believe that big small. strangely it doesn't bother me...but then again I am not the normal person

GoteeMan said...

I didn't know you were dating Scalamonger from that James Bond movie...

;-P

J/ (Goteeman.blogspot.com)

Just telling it like it is said...

G:Neither did I turns out he's famous...which makes me more famous in my own mind...which I guess it's not all bad to be linked to a third nipple..imagine that?

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I suppose, in the big scheme of things, that is certainly not a deal breaker! :)


But...what about the embarassing moment?

ssgreylord said...

tell engineer guy he's not alone as apparently 1 out of 18 people are diagnosed with this (go figure?!).

and my personal favorite is they nickname it a thripple. isn't that perfect?

Just telling it like it is said...

Queen: your right it isn't that big..I mean really you can hardly see it and to the untrained eye it looks like a mole....but unfortunately I notice everything...every little thing..from the smallest pimple to the sunburn gone wrong...I blame it on Ma...after all isn't it always the mother's fault when the kid goes wrong? oh and the embarrassing moment..I didn't want Engineer guy to read..go figure I didn't want to be embarrassed again I mean all the world could
know but not him....

ss: I think he will be comforted in knowing that very fact..plus it is really almost unnoticeable if you look at his chest with one eye covered!! tehehehehe