This morning I awoke at 0200 am, curled my hair put on a little make-up and headed to the airport via taxi. I ran away from home.
I know usually I would be telling about the time I ran away from home when I was 15 yrs old only to have my Ma find me at my Aunt's house. My Ma knew everything; I am sure that my Aunt didn't rat me out. I think she must of had some tracking device placed underneath my scalp or something when I was to young or unaware of what was happening to me.
I quit my job because I was tired of sticking my finger in old women's vaggignas, and cupping old balls and telling the men to cough. I mean I only really went into Nursing to handle young mens balls and then fondle them a bit, tell the hot guy to cough, then fondle them some more and then tell them to cough again. I think I might have just gotten away with it too. I also only worked in the ER to pull Dr. Goldenrod into the clean utiltiy room from time to time. I mean I really only have asked him to give me a breast examination.... because you all know how much I believe in checking your breast montly.... or in the case of pulling him into the clean utility room weekly. All in the name of medicine I swear.