This morning I awoke at 0200 am, curled my hair put on a little make-up and headed to the airport via taxi. I ran away from home.
I know usually I would be telling about the time I ran away from home when I was 15 yrs old only to have my Ma find me at my Aunt's house. My Ma knew everything; I am sure that my Aunt didn't rat me out. I think she must of had some tracking device placed underneath my scalp or something when I was to young or unaware of what was happening to me.
I quit my job because I was tired of sticking my finger in old women's vaggignas, and cupping old balls and telling the men to cough. I mean I only really went into Nursing to handle young mens balls and then fondle them a bit, tell the hot guy to cough, then fondle them some more and then tell them to cough again. I think I might have just gotten away with it too. I also only worked in the ER to pull Dr. Goldenrod into the clean utiltiy room from time to time. I mean I really only have asked him to give me a breast examination.... because you all know how much I believe in checking your breast montly.... or in the case of pulling him into the clean utility room weekly. All in the name of medicine I swear.
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Damn, there goes my dream of having you ask me to cough.
One more reason to hate getting old.
If the job isn't fulfilling your dreams then it's time to move on to a new utiltiy room and get a more thorough breast exam.
Walker: I would still ask you to cough anyday old-fart or not...
and yes time to move on to a new utlity room but I think I'll keep Dr.Goldenrod...
If he still new and shiny why not ;)
WHAT? You quit?
Cool...now what?
wow. i'm all for the dr. goldenrod's in this world. you go and find em girl! there must be more than one... :)
yeah, so now what?
J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)
Walker he will always be shiny and new to me and when he is a very old man I might just let him get away with putting his hand up skirt.
That girl: please don't be alarmed I am just a little burnt out on saving lives and working like a maid even though most please call it a hospital not a motel. Never fear I can always live under the bridge...or I guess take a job that requires me to tell the other nurses to grab the old balls and cough...tehehe...P.S I am very glad that you have been transfered...you a wonderful person.
SS: unfortunately form me there will only be one Dr. Goldenrod for me...be he has encouraged me to follow my dreams. I guess that is what love is all about...He will alwyas be my friend..and I his
G:For now I am currently torchuring my father with all my life delemias ...I am a woman that will perserver...I might not be able to spell (cause I got my GED) but I did however manage to get a BSN and no one can take that from me. I really have had some really good signs from God so I am taking that and I know that I will guided to do what I know that he wants me to do...
Blogger: Friend; confindons thank you for you love and support it really does me the world to me. and While I sometimes do not always get back comment or write on your blogs I reallly do hold you close....
Okay enough of the mushy stuff you know I am not about feelings....
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