I have decided that I am going to write a book. What is the book going to be about you ask since I write these rediculous stories about my life and sexually chocolate times??
I don't know exactly, I could write a book on how to catch a man, but I think that one has been done a million times over.
I might write a book on how to live your whole life with out knowing how to write perfect grammer or spell the English language. I'm thinking that idea might be original, but boring.
I could write about my adventures in dating land, except I really have only gone on a handful of losser dates and have really only been in relationships.
Maybe I could write a novel on staying in a relationship for5 yrs and then leave and move on to greener fields. I might be able to pull that off. I am certain that since I only have had one 5 yr relationship I'm probably not an expert by any stretch of the imagination.
Well, I guess untill I figure it out I will continue to write my blogs...after all I do enjoy grossing out my peers and telling all the little dirty stories that flood my mind...
and there is the peni and vagina stories that I know you all can't live without...why the other day I was talking to the secretary and he tells me that not only do vaginias come in differnt sizes (who knew?) they also have different textures...I can't even tell you what I was thinking...
cheers!
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you might want to start out with Children's books...Then again...You may want to stick to a Fictional character that you can write 11 sequels to!
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yes super I might find it hard to talk about life as I know it in childrens books however I do like the idea of sequels...I hadn't even thought of that bright idea
The word texture and vagina should never be in the same sentence.
you should wrtite a book about all the peen you see, day in and day out. I'd read it...but then, I ahve the maturity level of a 12 yr. old boy! ;)
Andrea: your right texture and size gives me the hebbigebbis..
Beth your right I should talk about all peni I see...the good the bad and the blisters...ohhh did I say that out loud sorry!!!
You write it and I'll read it!!!
Different textures, huh? Didn't see that coming. But then how could I, I'm not a gynecologist :D
I'll buy it as long as you autograph it for me!
Hey where you been?? I'm a silent lurker who feels neglected!!
Um, are you still alive? Write me if you're not, so I know.....
I think if you write a book, we're gonna buy it and read it.
In the meantime, we're here waiting for the next post.
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