Monday, September 03, 2007

To go to the porn shop or not??

Tisk task... Engineer guy thinks it would be funny to take me to the local porn shop and have my name paged over head so that all of the porn shopper's would know that I was interested in the magic bullet 3000 the 3rd addition.
Now, I am no stranger to many a peni since I see them all the time at work..
(I swear father this is only for medicinal reasons)
*disclaimer* I can't believe that I went to school to endless amounts and sizes of peni and vajignias...and by size I mean size... who new that some people would have cavernous vajignias or turtle peni but it is the dirty truth that I must somehow make right in my mind..;
Back to the porno store, I have never been to one of these enterprises and that is why he thinks it would be funny to go and have the store clerk give the ins-in outs of their new and improved D word... I can't even type it that is how embarrassed I would be...
How ever I told him I would go only if I had several glasses of wine and a cheerleader team coaching me though the experience...
Why with all that I see you think I could handle an assortment of extra curricular devises, but the truth is I like Engineer guy's channel changer just fine...and sometimes he even manages to make it vibrate!!!

9 comments:

Michael C said...

OK, it would be funny to have someone paged in a shop like that. Hysterical really. Do places still do price checks??
:D

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal your guess is as good as mine I guess I will find out on that day.,...coarse I might not remember due to the wine...

Michael C said...

I hope you remember! Especially if I decide to live vicariously through you!!!!
;-)

AndreAnna said...

That would be too funny! My husband and I get a kick out of going to those stores together!

Superstar said...

Fasinations sends me coupons and gift cards ALL the time...Do ya think I shop there?!?!?! *giggles*

B.O.B. Is my most loyal friend.

*giggles*

Of course that is only for blogging jokes.

*~*Cece*~* said...

GO!!!!! Those shops ROCK! I went, alone, in December to bring some surprise "Goodies" on our Vegas trip. I was embarassed at first but I'd totally go with my man. Hubba hubba!

Beth said...

I would SOoo go to a porn shop with you! Can you imagine the fun we would have?!?!?!?

Superstar said...

SOOOOO???? What did you buy?!?!?!
*giggles*

.:poke.:
You having too much funw/ your new toys?!?!?!
he he he he he

*~*Cece*~* said...

Its been a week already, did your ass go to the porn shop or not? Inquiring minds want to know!