Monday, September 17, 2007

I have not been able...

I have not been able to talk myself into going to the porno store, and Engineer guy had been out of town for a week...Darn...
So, while he was gone I did talk myself into going to "Fredricks of Hollywood" for some much needed sex linzuray... for this I might of had some kind of heart palpations...Why you ask?..do I have peni in my had on a daily basis..but have trouble expressing sexuallity??...I can only contribute it to one thing...I was raised Catholic...
and I say linzuray cause well it was sexy and somewhat revealing...and it made me talk like some old rich woman...but who is really paying attention to how I talk anywho..down to the dirt...
Yes, when he came home he was surprised..So, surprised he had no clue as to why I had on his long sleeve shirt on..and high heels...DUHHHHHH
I have to give it up to Engineer guy!! He is the champ...Once I pointed him into the right direction he took over like a champ...
To all of my male readers...Don't miss the suttle signs... to the women out there hit them over the head they will get it!!!

7 comments:

*~*Cece*~* said...

Last month I decided I wanted sexy things, so I hit the mall then came out with a nice bag of purty things. I didn't say anything to him until the next time we were foolin' around & he was pleasantly surprised. It felt so good.

Next stop, the porn shop. You've GOT to try it! Want me to go with you?

Just telling it like it is said...

Cece I might need you to hold my hand but I know we would have a good time...

Beth said...

I wanna go with you guys!!!! That weould be fun!

I need to bash my guy over the head with a dump truck or something....I'm being poorly neglected.. :(

Michael C said...

Just don't hit them too hard
;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

Yeah Beth that would be fun I could see it now all us girls at the porno shop while my name is brocast over the PA...
I have no choice but to buy something!!!
Ohhh sorry about the neglect...maybe some time for some new hot sexy linzury...there I go again writing like I am some old fancy rich woman...someone stop me!!
Micheal no worries I just flashed him my boobs and he got the idea!!

Memphis Steve said...

I'm ashamed to say, sometimes I have to be hit over the head. There are days when it's just hard to believe your luck could be that good.

Kevin said...

You don't really want to know why the porn shop floors are sticky.