I have decided that I am going to write a book. What is the book going to be about you ask since I write these rediculous stories about my life and sexually chocolate times??
I don't know exactly, I could write a book on how to catch a man, but I think that one has been done a million times over.
I might write a book on how to live your whole life with out knowing how to write perfect grammer or spell the English language. I'm thinking that idea might be original, but boring.
I could write about my adventures in dating land, except I really have only gone on a handful of losser dates and have really only been in relationships.
Maybe I could write a novel on staying in a relationship for5 yrs and then leave and move on to greener fields. I might be able to pull that off. I am certain that since I only have had one 5 yr relationship I'm probably not an expert by any stretch of the imagination.
Well, I guess untill I figure it out I will continue to write my blogs...after all I do enjoy grossing out my peers and telling all the little dirty stories that flood my mind...
and there is the peni and vagina stories that I know you all can't live without...why the other day I was talking to the secretary and he tells me that not only do vaginias come in differnt sizes (who knew?) they also have different textures...I can't even tell you what I was thinking...