Thursday, September 20, 2007

Don't be Rediculous...

I have decided that I am going to write a book. What is the book going to be about you ask since I write these rediculous stories about my life and sexually chocolate times??
I don't know exactly, I could write a book on how to catch a man, but I think that one has been done a million times over.

I might write a book on how to live your whole life with out knowing how to write perfect grammer or spell the English language. I'm thinking that idea might be original, but boring.

I could write about my adventures in dating land, except I really have only gone on a handful of losser dates and have really only been in relationships.

Maybe I could write a novel on staying in a relationship for5 yrs and then leave and move on to greener fields. I might be able to pull that off. I am certain that since I only have had one 5 yr relationship I'm probably not an expert by any stretch of the imagination.

Well, I guess untill I figure it out I will continue to write my blogs...after all I do enjoy grossing out my peers and telling all the little dirty stories that flood my mind...
and there is the peni and vagina stories that I know you all can't live without...why the other day I was talking to the secretary and he tells me that not only do vaginias come in differnt sizes (who knew?) they also have different textures...I can't even tell you what I was thinking...
cheers!

10 comments:

Superstar said...

you might want to start out with Children's books...Then again...You may want to stick to a Fictional character that you can write 11 sequels to!
;)

Just telling it like it is said...

yes super I might find it hard to talk about life as I know it in childrens books however I do like the idea of sequels...I hadn't even thought of that bright idea

AndreAnna said...

The word texture and vagina should never be in the same sentence.

Beth said...

you should wrtite a book about all the peen you see, day in and day out. I'd read it...but then, I ahve the maturity level of a 12 yr. old boy! ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

Andrea: your right texture and size gives me the hebbigebbis..

Beth your right I should talk about all peni I see...the good the bad and the blisters...ohhh did I say that out loud sorry!!!

Michael C said...

You write it and I'll read it!!!

Different textures, huh? Didn't see that coming. But then how could I, I'm not a gynecologist :D

*~*Cece*~* said...

I'll buy it as long as you autograph it for me!

~gkw said...

Hey where you been?? I'm a silent lurker who feels neglected!!

Beth said...

Um, are you still alive? Write me if you're not, so I know.....

That girl said...

I think if you write a book, we're gonna buy it and read it.

In the meantime, we're here waiting for the next post.