Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Tubing

This Monday I am going to the salt river. I just want you to know that this can't be anything but trouble seeing how I am going with my skinny dipping partner in crime. I am not sure if any of you know about this phenomeon that I like to call "Drink with my girlfriend and then my close fall off", but it seems that everytime I see her this happens.

I have decided that I am going to pase myself down the river because I am not really fond of public nudity when it comes to myself. I have warned "Engineer guy" that We are going to the river and I can't promise that I will keep all my clothes on but that I will try. Having said that he made me sign a release that I will not get upset if he takes his clothes off...shit fire man Iwant him to be the pool boy walk around naked all the time, let us feel him up, treat him like a sexual chocolate object and bring us cocktails.

What is so wrong with that?

13 comments:

Michael C said...

When it comes to nekkid river water play, I really worry about what type of bacteria is around. It can't be the same good type as in our drinking water, right?
;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal this is why I drink the alcohol in access I am hoping that it will keep me clean internally... but thanks for reminding me of all the bacteria, now I am going to have to wear a space suit down the river...

Michael C said...

If it's hot enough out, I'm sure all the bacteria will be killed ;-)

I wasn't trying to be a downer, really I wasn't. No, really, I swear!!

~gkw said...

Where do I apply for the Pool Boy job??

Beth said...

sexual chocolate....aint nuthin better than that!!!

have fun with your nekkid self, you crazy girl!!!!

Cece said...

Oh lord I sense a good post coming up on Monday or Tuesday! Be sure to tell your dad NOT to read your blog next week.

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal C. No worries...my bacterica phobia is stronger than me...I can't control it. I really already thought of the bacterica in the water I was just trying to hide my fears from my friends...oh ahhh I'll be trashed probably so i'll be thinking of trying to keep my clothes on...no9t the bacteria...

GKW: sorry the position is already filled...but we will keep you in mind if he has a sick day...

Thanks Beth: what am I thinking my boobs only look good in the dark and in a push up bra..and sometimes duck tape...I'll be sure to let you all know all the dirty little things we do...did I say that out loud??

Cece...yes be sure to tune in it will be all out there for the world to see...except father if you are reading this it was not at all true...I am just joking...I think I am funny...wink wink

Michael C said...

I admire your courage. I'm so modest I can hardly ever take my glasses off in front of others...

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal if you drank as much as girlfriend and I have you wouldn't be able to even see with your glasses on... so taking them off you be no biggy...plus it these are my new college years of drinking and being naughter since I went to a christian university..dont' tell my professors..I never even drank till I was 27...and I am ummm 25 yrs old now!!!

Michael C said...

I haven't been able to drink with all my meds, but I was raised Catholic so no matter what fun I have, I live in constant guilt ;-)

Willow said...

Sounds like you are in for one FUN weekend! I can't wait to hear if your drunk clothes fall off again. LOL That's only happened to me a couple of times, and I was much younger and skinnier!

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Superstar said...

I love that song!
~singing~
Tequilla makes her clothes fall off...Lost a contact in the sink...


OK LOVE LOVE LOVE Your newest pick on your profile! You RAWK!

Superstar said...

OH, Be sure to take an old bed sheet to keep your tubes together, and keep you from becoming a lobster on the front side, you need a 50+ sunscreen!

No getting freaky on the river...Loads of school kids might be watching!!!!