This Monday I am going to the salt river. I just want you to know that this can't be anything but trouble seeing how I am going with my skinny dipping partner in crime. I am not sure if any of you know about this phenomeon that I like to call "Drink with my girlfriend and then my close fall off", but it seems that everytime I see her this happens.
I have decided that I am going to pase myself down the river because I am not really fond of public nudity when it comes to myself. I have warned "Engineer guy" that We are going to the river and I can't promise that I will keep all my clothes on but that I will try. Having said that he made me sign a release that I will not get upset if he takes his clothes off...shit fire man Iwant him to be the pool boy walk around naked all the time, let us feel him up, treat him like a sexual chocolate object and bring us cocktails.
What is so wrong with that?