Saturday, June 30, 2007

Anal leakage...that's right I said it...

I have writters block... There I said it. I have been thinking for days about how I was going to tell the world about my trip to my sister's house. I wanted to talk about the day that my sister, kids, mother-in-law and husband went shopping. Aparently, one should not eat a whole plate of fried food and then take the new "Diet pill" because you might think that you only have to fart but you really will shart in your pants..I know I know but it is true. Sister and hubby were in the bathroom at Dillars when he thought he had to fart...but no it was a shart.

Of coarse my sister laughed her arse off, her mother-in-law had to buy hubby new underware. My sister wouldn't let him throw the underware away and kept it to show the family. I know they are something special, and then you wonder what is wrong with me...Sister called the whole family to tell of this glorious news and well brother-in-law tried to deny it happened. Momo the youngest of my sister's 4 kids made sure to ask her father out loud at Dillars if he remembered to grab his underware. We all laughed for days about this insident and well brother took it like a champ.
More later on my adventures... now I need to read other blogs and hopefully I will be inspired, untill then I will make sure that I don't try the new "Diet Pill" because I don't want any anal leakage while out shopping.

13 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

A little plumber's putty around the sphinctor should stop that leak. Worked for me.

Michael C said...

I will laugh the rest of the night about this. Perhaps I should feel bad for your bro-in-law, but he denied it instead of laughed with everyone else, so I can't feel bad for him ;-)

In my opinion, with this story you are definitely over your writer's block!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Ahh Mighty: so your familar with the anal leakage...I think most boys are...I let him know that putty is the way to go...

Micheal: I am glad that it made you laugh...Ahhh we have gotten much joy out of sharing this story with all the family..I thought why not blog land...my sister said this was one of the best days of her life...

AndreAnna said...

Awww, poor guy! I was prescribed that pill about 8 years ago and after a week of crapping pizza oil, I decided it wasn't worth it. lol

Beth said...

I have heard nasty things about that new diet pill...and yet, at the store, you find loads of people crowded around the display, like it was sent from God or something.

anal leakage....no. way.

Michael C said...

Just promise me you'll work that story into this year's Christmas Dinner toast and prayer, ok?
;-)

Also, I'm thinking this pill would be good revenge for someone if I ever need to get revenge on someone...

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I JUST read an article about this. According to the article, the company actually SUGGESTS bringing extra underwear with you in public...until you are used to the drug!

OMG! TOO FUNNY!

Just telling it like it is said...

Peeps I have to admit that I was intregued by this new pill...even thinking maybe I can take one when I eat fried chicken...ummm yeah then I found out the real deal...I can't believe people would actually think about taking underware out in public...I mean really what if you only go camando?

Memphis Steve said...

Anal leakage is definitely not for the faint of heart. Or faint of fart. Or whatever.

mist1 said...

Since when is a plate of fried food on the list of approved diet foods?

LarryLilly said...

The label states that fatty foods will cause a revolt, and like most revolts, it aint over till the paper work is done.

I would say that the pill has a very positive feedback on people adjusting their eating habits.

I have a similar problem in that I am lactose intolerant, and every once in a while I am out, order something that has milk, or worse yet, buttermilk in it, and 30 minutes later, look out world, where is that freaking restroom, i dont care if all you have is an employee restroom, unless you want a really bad mess on aisle 3, you better tell me where it is! LOL

Patti said...

I think I'd rather be fat.
Seriously. No pill for me.

Patti said...

P.S. Visiting from Michael's