Monday, June 11, 2007

Ahhh last the Tubing day has arrived...and I am up at 5:00 am I'm Officially a Dork

I was tagged several days ago by my fellow blogger Willow, she asked me to write 8 things that were unknown to the blog world...
I had to think for several days about this request because my blog is all about me and my life experiences, I never hold anything back. Last night we were the girls were talking about our salt adventure and the more we talked the more I thought not about telling unknown boring facts about myself but the Rules of engagement:
As was passed down from my aunt who was married to my uncle his step sister:
Rule 1. Sometimes you have to sleep in the wet spot. I guess it's kinda like taking one for the team.
2. This is the most important rule of engagment passed down from generation to generation. Every proper Southern girl, (no matter if you just got out of the shower) Uses a fresh clean wash cloth to freshen up before going to bed. My friends looked at me crazy last night when I told them that?? Clearly they are not from the South.
3. A landing strip is a must, hair is not our friend. When I was 14 yrs. Old my aunt Ann (cousin's wife who was like a year and a half older than me gross) said you have to shave more than just the bikini line. Really? I had no idea. Thanks aunt Ann! Not only do I frequently shave a landing strip but I have gotten a little artistic and have even managed shaving a heart, an E for Engineer guy...a M for math..oh yeah he appreciates it!
4. Putting your boobs in his face while in bed is a must! I just threw that one in there because I like it!!
5. Buying new panties and is a must, but not only do you have to buy them but you have to call or text your man and tell him "guess what I did today" Got some new sexy panties...yep works every time...
Now I would tell you the rest of my rules of engagment but then I would be giving away all of my Southern country girl secrets! Enjoy!

9 comments:

Michael C said...

Ok, when and if I ever decide to become a southern girl, I now feel so prepared! Before this I just thought it was a bunch of y'es ma'ams,' making dumplings and wearing big hats. I have learned so much more. Thanks.

mist1 said...

I don't do wet spots. I get the job done in His bed and then I go home. I'm just like that.

Beth said...

man, I hate the Wet spot and I refuse to sleep in it. Hey, I just gave him some, it's HIS job to sleep in the Wet Spot!!!

Superstar said...

EWWWWW wet spot...*giggles*
I have had to take it for team on more than one occation!

ROFLMAO!!! Wash cloth...LOL ;o)

Girl, you kill me...

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal C. I am glad that I got to you before you decided to become a Southern girl...or else you may have never known....

Mist1: I totally understand, sometimes I move around and away from the wet spot...but I can't leave my boy he is just too sweet!! and there is the morning to think aboutt!!
Beth I don't blame you maybe I should rethink that rule...

Super I think we all have but just hate admitting it!! glad I make you giggle!!!

Michael C said...

Did I actually write something earlier today about me becoming a Southern Girl? Perhaps I was sick or not getting enough oxygen...

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal: ummm yes ya did!!! Good try everybody wants to be a cowgirl!

Michael C said...

Well dang ya'll. I can't believe I did that ;-)

Gardener Greg said...

This is all so not true. I am from the south and..........did you say panties?