Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Things that make you want to ummmmm...

I almost threw-up last week at work when a woman came in complaining of constipation...she had an ostomy bad (collects poop) and apparently she hadn't had much output that day...I thought I was going to die..die... after I gave her some pain medication and the bag began to fill with poo...sick...she called me in the room and said...hey I have to empty this thing before it explodes...Holy Crap...no pun intended...

I can just vision it now...the bag explodes and crap is all over her and the new bright and shiny ER rooms..complete with flat TV screens....

Wow I have met my nemisi...I can't handle ostomy bags and their tendencys to explode..

Go Figure?

2 comments:

Q said...

Wow, that was a mental image I was not ready for. Holy crap is right.

Just telling it like it is said...

Well..Q I hate to tell it...but if I have to suffer why not make everyone else who read this blog...right??
Any who...nice to hear from you..I hope all is well...still a stocker fan of yours...take care sweets!!