First, I would like to say that last night at work all I had were clingers...
That’s right that's right clingers...can't the girl get a break..My night went by so fast my head was almost spinning...
Turnin around right round baby right round...
Dr. so and so was there and all I got to say is...ummm it is okay that he was flirting with me all night?...ahhhh yeah I liked it...really..No harm done right...I'm profession I never go pass the line and like grab him and pull him to an empty room and ahhhh like make-out with him...but ahhh yeah I might have wanted to...Darn no empty rooms...
What a girl can fantasize right?
I got a random e-mail from a guy that claimed that when I started my on-line dating adventure that he had in fact talked to me on the phone and a shared ever-so- many e-mails with me…ahhhh yeah…do I remember? Nooooo…and I certainly did not remember the porn photos he sent me either…OMG…WTF?? he sent a frontal pic that pretty much showed all of his package standing attention …giving me the salute …Semper Fi Amy ... Semper Fi …I mean I mean I could see his pubs (neatly trimmed I might add a landing strip) in all…( light brown in color)…Gee guy..ahhh thanks for the free porn pictures ….I think…..
Uhhhh should we give him an A + or just an A for effort…
Contents of my purse: 2 lip glosses…Oh not just any lip glosses…they were only only a dollar each and and they are glittery…Of most importance…almost as important as how much I paid for them…
My purse has several..okay many little peaces of paper…do I need these papers…no they only get in the way when I try to give the cashier lady pennies and then they end up with the pennies…and then and then…cashier lady says I do not need you little scraps of paper…shie’t sorry…I thought you did…..
My purse also has random coins lingering at the bottom of my purse just waiting for me to use them so that so that they are no longer lonely hanging loosely by themselves…
More later on the contents of my purse…My brain hurts from having to think too much last night…I know I am surprised to that I can actually critically think..and heyyyyy I think my professors would be surprised too….
p.s....I need some chocolate...chocolate anyone..not for me for my brain...I swear
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I like to refer to those "dorks" as "Kling-ons"...LOL ;o)
You go girl...Hook it up w/ Dr. So&So!
~dangles choco~
Porno guy should get an F that is right...EWWW how creepy...I would BLOCK his little e-mails...
WHAT *shock on face* NO panties in the bottom of your purse? Have I taught you NOTHING??? LOL ;o)
Right...right..I should have thought about the panties..
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