Sunday, January 04, 2009

Why do men have nipples???

I am on the never end search for the truth about men...
Something you should know about me is that I have had strange men's Penis in my hands...
I know but it was too late to quit nursing school before this revealing skill was placed in my hands...did I just type that out loud, and no pun intended...
I would like to just say for the record that from what I have seen that men'z peni has nothing to do with the size of their hands or feet...
and ummmm nahhh I can't even say it I am still shy!!!I love all of you out their in blog land

8 comments:

Chef E said...

ehhhh you are too funny- hubby and I were just looking at photos yesterday of men with that 'extra' nipple like Marky Mark!

From experience you cannot count on their hand size or feet for that matter!

Walker said...

Men have nipples so they can practice so they know what to do when they meet a woman.

Actually it supposedly help with the digestion until 1 million BC.
That's when one tasted a woman's nipples and said "WTF was on chewin on Ug's nipples when Una's tastes better".
That was about the same time they discovered Taco Bell

Just telling it like it is said...

Chef E: Engineer guy has a third nipple...I one wrote a blog about it because I am facinated with it...I'm not sure he knew untill I gingerly told him about it and that I was writting a blog about it...;)

Walker I can see you know rubbing you nipples in the bathroom with the tips of your fingers...
I'm not sure that I could handle rubbery nipples

doggybloggy said...

so you are a penis wrangler huh? what are the benefits?

buffalodick said...

Most women can make a penis do tricks...

Heff said...

Wow. This post went off on a strange tangent...

Chef E said...

Now I am a feeling Randy!

buffalodick said...

Tell Chef to get her hands off Randy...