Great Gads can it be???

I can't believe it I haven't seen this person in years...
No it can't be then I squint to look at the last name again that is in front of me...
I mean I just wrote about this like last month and I have never written about her...
My girlfriend the one I went to Florida with, and the girl that I have had the most fun with ever has just gotten in touch with me...
Ohhh look out she's single...
Oh the stories I could tell of our fun...
I'll let you know how it goes...
and then we dance....

Getting over Engineer Guy...Why is it so hard...

It's hard to be funny, charming and somewhat shocking ( what all you have to be is pretty right? ) when my days are filled with some what of a sadness so deep it hits me deep into my bones...
For that I have been taking Calcium thinking that the calcium will fill in the holes...

So far it is not working but I will keep on trying...

I was thinking of drinking some wine till I saw "Dr.G the Medical Examiner" and she was talking about how alcohol makes your liver fat....
I don't want to be fat even if it's my liver I know very vain right? but it is me we are talking about.

I guess it is true you can't have it all, but at least I have all of you to make me smile on a regular basis. I looked at all my blogger friends today and found some new friends...No no I wasn't cheating on you at all I swear! Just trying to entertain myself and keep my mind off my sadness.
Thanks for listening. Tomorrows blog will be up beat I swear I might even talk about Dr. Goldenrod....He loves me....(I plucked a petal) He loves me not...

Comb by ya.....

I got my arse kicked today in spin class...
What can I say I like to torture myself...
I've be thinking...I know it is a stretch but my days are filled with moving into the ghetto and having dreams of meth addicts breaking in my house and then and then I have to pull out a UFC move and kick their arses!!!

Since I have not been working as a nurse I have missed grabbing balls and asking the patients to cough...what did they come into the ER you ask?? An infected toenail but I like to be throe you know you never know. I am not sure what I am looking for but I like to make the handsome guys cough. Is that so wrong??
School starts Feb 9th and with an MBA I can't grab the balls anymore. I panicked, but then I remembered I can always work as a nurse helping the Cardiologist grow his business and grab all the balls I want...
Life can be sweet!!!

I'm nursing the hangover...

Out with a old friend last night and out to my old stomping grounds I'm nursing a hangover.
I know what was I thinking?
More later I got to drink some more tomato juice or get an IV or something...

Speaking of new beginings...

Happy Birthday Martin Luther King Jr.

You gave us hope and I know your smiling down from heaven to know that Obama is presendent!

"Free at last thank God almighty Free at Last"

I'm getting pampered today finally...

Today I am going to the much needed spa with my girlfriend...
Yes, full body massage, and I am hoping it is from a foreign man who doesn't speak English so I can tell him not to talk but to just look pretty... I am going to tell him to massage my butt mostly is that wrong?
Then spin class tonight I am getting my butt to stand up on its own..

I need you blogger friends you are a part of my life and I look forward to hearing about yours. Blogging has helped me through so much the good the bad and the sexual...
Thank you so much for your constant commitments to share in my experiences. At least I know that people love me inspite of all of my miscomings and it is wonderful!!!
I love all of you all,
Amie

I'm going undercover...

This year is going to be a change for me where I am going to focus on me and not saving everyone else. I am going undercover whilst I finish my MBA. I have decided to write a book. I am moving out to a very small apt in the down town area. I am going to find a story and write about it. I find people fascinating and I know they all have a story to tell...
Last night I went out with my fabulous girlfriend dancing the night away and I think I am going to be okay. We were just about each other but the men where wondering how the guys could let us out...
What guys? I'm free and even though she is married she is free to do what every she wants..Right
I am all about empowerment...
Change in the near future I am hopeful...

Bored...

I'm Bored out of my mind...
I can't watch anymore trashy TV, I can't read anymore news articals..
Bored...
Must drink wine and get back with you...
Bored...

This post is coming from a slightly intoxicated account but I'm writing this for Doggie

Picture it...
My birthday is in march usually around spring break, and I was fortunate enough to have a FUN FUN girlfriend "Kristin" who was up for anything.
So, my three-O birthday was coming up and I called my girlfriend Kristen and asked her if she would meet me in Florida. (At the time I was dating this guy who lived in Florida, but spent more time in Dallas (were I lived) than where he lived.) As a birthday gift he would fly my girlfriend out to Florida, and I plus he would rent us a car so that we could drive all over Florida chasing our florida dreams, we would meet him half way through our vacay at his condo off the beach...
You see where I am coming from right...
How lucky was I at that time??? We would drive to clearwater, then to coco beach then on to Miami!!! Sweet where we plegde to each other that we would indeed go to South Beach and then dare each other to go topless...
I was stoked...
Florida here we come...
You will have to tune in for our trip to Miami, but let me tell you clearwater was the bomb...
Let me just say that Clearwater is very safe and we stayed in a Mom and Pop type of establishment. The owner's son told us, " just because it is spring break you can't bring any gentalmen callers to the room the people that live here at the motel can't handle it"...
Really okay we are together "wink, wink " if you know what I mean...coarse we were pulling his leg... but it was all about the fun!!! We were and still are not the kind of girls to hook up with guys for spring break or for any other reason for that matter.
Which comes to the last night that we stayed at the motel. Some how by miracle we made it back to the hotel safe and sound. I took off my bikini and put on my robe and passed out onto our single bed that we were sharing. I then kkfind myself waking up the the sound of my drunk girlfriend naked carried by the owners son into our room...
Hu? apparently my girlfriend got sick in the night and decided to go outside for a vomit, when neighbors complained the son came to the resue. I am sure that he saw both of us buck naked me with an open robe and well the BFF in her birthday suit...
and here it was my birthday...

Hoping I don't look like a deer in headlights...

My new endeavor...
I am going to try and get into school
for my masters degree...
Holy crap what am I thinking???
More torture...More later
Thanks for all the lovin peeps!!

Ohhh that's my big boy

Why do men have nipples???

I am on the never end search for the truth about men...
Something you should know about me is that I have had strange men's Penis in my hands...
I know but it was too late to quit nursing school before this revealing skill was placed in my hands...did I just type that out loud, and no pun intended...
I would like to just say for the record that from what I have seen that men'z peni has nothing to do with the size of their hands or feet...
and ummmm nahhh I can't even say it I am still shy!!!I love all of you out their in blog land

Happy New Year...

Okay this is a first for me...
I am not drunk or I have not even had a drink of alcohol believe that??
Happy New Year to all of my peeps I wish you the very best!!!
I love all of you and I am thankful that you are in my life!!!
xoxoxoxox
Darn girl