Saturday, April 19, 2008

It's Official..I had to draw in my eyebrow

It's official...
and some un-offical rules:

A: I have finally become full on cholla (slang for Mexican girl born is USA or that grew up in east LA and hung out at echo park)(hey I don't make up the slang I am just trying relay the Mexican slang code as much as I can interpret myself)

or

B: I have turned into my mother.

Either way I look at it; it is like I have crossed some right of passage that most Mexican girls do when they are fifteen. The family throws a huge party that can be really tachy (as evidence of all the plastic flowers and not even the good kind that can fool the eye; the party is really expensive called a Quinceanera.Every girl wears a dress with fluffy pink shoulders that burry any sign of life and a princess train that is so cumbersome that one is unable to sit all night.I have actually seen girls fall over due to the sheer force of the Quinceanera dress. A force that was beyond the control of the matriarchal women in the family. It's like the ghost that is passed on from generations to generations. Most Mexican families swear that they have had a ghost living in their basement at one time or the other.

On my white Dad's side of the family (I am sorry should I have said the political term for white, Okay redneck side of my family came from Arkansas.)They also had a right of passage at fifteen. It was called, "Oh $#!+ I'm pregnant with my step-brothers child I better get married or my Dad is going to kill me" (a true story by the way)

So you ask yourself what could cause this right of passage. I was grooming my face 2 days ago when I accidently shaved off half of my eyebrow. $#!+ (my grandmothers favorite word in english). Now what do I do? I am perplexed how could I let this happen. So what did I do?

Like any Cholla girl would do I drew them on with a eyeliner stick. I was hoping by the end of the day that my new black eyebrows would not smug off, but I was unsuccessful at that endever. So with my smugged eyebrows I looked into the mirrow only to find that I looked like my Mother. Yikes I screamed.

Oh my mother is a beautiful woman at the age of 45 (the age she admits too), But she seems to get stuck in certain decades. I like to say that her eyebrows (think Pamela Anderson) are round and very thin and for years she drew them in... plucking them till they were almost not there. The 70's decade that she is not willing to let go off. Then there is the 80's decade that her permed hair is unwilling to leave with the bangs and all...

So you can see my delema. So, I drew black eyeliner on my lips filled the rest of my lips in with red lipstick. I am hopping that Engineer Guy is into my new look!

9 comments:

flea said...

well I can't say that this has ever happend to me...how the heck did you shave off your eyebrow?? i'm the exact opposite I never, well, very rarely go near my brows with a tweezer let alone a razor for this exact reason, so therefore I suffer from what I like to call "Man brows", they are bushy, un-shaped, sad ass brows

i'll have to take a pic to show you, now i have something to blog about ~ yay!!

*~*Cece*~* said...

LMAO! Girl, this post cracked me up b/c I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about from the first Cholla you typed down the the lipliner & red lips! Oh sometimes its hard being Chicana's. ;-)

Beth said...

PICTURES PLEASE!!!!!! ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

Flea: might I suggest waxing at the local place were you can get a pedicure and a waxing by a professional as to not mess up the man brow line.

cece: I knew you would uderstand... the lip liner is passed down from generation to generation...

Beth: I am too ashamed to post a pic..thankfully they have almost grown in...

Superstar said...

my girls at school do that...I thought it just might be a latin thing??

How you been? I broke my neck and had some real kick a$$ nurses!

Nurses RAWK!!!

Anonymous said...

You are the lucky one, I am still waiting 4 years down the line for them to grow back, Gah!!!

No posts, you are missed!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Super I hope you are feeling better!!!
anonymous...Thanks for missing me!!! Your right I just need to get out there and write more...

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

You are hysterical! I lived in Costa Rica when I was a teenager and went to many of those parties. As for the eyebrows-I'm sorry but hey you have a great sense of humor about it. Really enjoying your blog!! Will be back for more!

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

You are hysterical! I lived in Costa Rica when I was a teenager and went to many of those parties. As for the eyebrows-I'm sorry but hey you have a great sense of humor about it. Really enjoying your blog!! Will be back for more!