Sunday, April 06, 2008

Ever go to work....

Sh!+ that plagues my mind...

1. Ever go to work with next day hair??

a) yes, my hair did look a bit unmanaged to put it politely: I have over active sebaceous glads! Gosh (it was oily)

b)To my defence 0430 AM comes about really fast...

2. Even more troublesome ever go to work with 2Nd. day eyeshadow...

a)Why I was still sparkle girl at 0430 AM I figured why not keep it that way I'd be extra fresh..


b) No worries I washed up the Vagina parts including and the ever so left out at times the anus and the underarms of course...Not that I ever forget but lets just say it run into it a time or too on the job..

c) Hey I don't look at every anus that walks though the door of the hospital Just the Dirty ones fall into my care...

3. Ever get to work and feel the urge to Poop?

a) you have no idea how troublesome this is to me...

b) half of the time I lie to myself Most of the time I have convinced myself that I never do #2.

c) I hate it when this happens and I am forced to will myseld into thinking that I don't have to poop!

The cure to all this photop is to drink two glasses of wine and remember to take an Aspirin in the morning..
Just telling it like it is :)

7 comments:

Beth said...

that's the only way to tell it girlfriend!!!!

I love you!

Everytime I go to the library, I have to poop. Every. single. time. and I fart up a storm too! People ahte to walk by me, that's for sure! I wonder why this is tho....does our body just get used to that time or what?

I would not want to look at a dirty anus....eeewwwww..

Just telling it like it is said...

Beth: love you too girl...
I have to tell you poop is my nemisis..

and I have to admit I am more fonder of the penis..

C said...

When I get nervous I feel like pooping.

Just telling it like it is said...

That is what I said then I went into labor with my son...
Good think I was clear before given birth or I would have really been introuble!
Thanks for stoppin by!!!

Christie said...

Way back in the day when I used to have to use public toilets with coworkers, I would either a.) hold it until lunch time when I could rush home to poo or b.)make sure no one was in the bathroom before going into a stall then poo but if someone came in mid-poo, manage to hold back until they left. I must have had the tightest butt ever, because I held it A LOT.

Man, that was pretty personal for my first comment on here. Thanks for stopping by. You are hilarious.

Barry said...

I usually don't think what you think - then again I am a guy...

I don't hardly have hair so second day hair is usually not an issue...

Just telling it like it is said...

Christie I have seen a many a person holding thier butt in...
Is that just wrong!!!

Barry hair can be over-rated look at it like you have a lot of testosteron...women dig that!!