So, one morning whilst minding my own business at the crack ass of dawn, I was on my way to work when out of no where a Scooby do van hit me from behind and then ran...a true hit and run and it happened to me…me can you believe??? me
I know right, I was in shock I was in dismay...I did not know what to do...
Half of my bumper was hanging off on the passengers side...thank goodness I was okay because lord knows you must be dieing and going into cardiac arrest if ur going to call in to work...
I'll just take an Advil and forget about the whip bash and headache for right now...
I warn my fellow worker that I am doped up on the Advil...I might not be thinking correctly...I might not be on my how do we say … P’s & Q’s or what have not…
So, for a week or so I drive around with a wind break...my best friend says Amies...you have to get that bumper fixed, your driving much slower due to the wind break in the back...that flapper has to go...Your car is not I repeat not a bat-mobile. What do you think that your are a pilot?...breaking the wing to help you to stop at the red light...
I say how do I fix the bumper if I have no money due to the peanuts that I work for....I do not think that the mechanics will take peanuts for payment...he says lets get out the super glue...
Okay then…we get out the super, super glue and a bolt or two and now my bumper is no longer a wind breaker…why I can almost not tell I was hit from behind by a Scooby do van…or maybe just a little….
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5 comments:
God bless super glue... me, I would have gone for the duct tape, but that's just because I look for any excuse to put it's marvels to use.
BTW - that really sucks that Freddy didn't stop the Mystery Machine... bad karma for his New Year.
K: that is what I forgot...Duck tape...think cause my car is silver I can use the Duck tape to mask "tehee get it mask" the peeled off pain on my bumper...then then I think it will be virtually impossible to tell it was in a accident....
I just had car trouble too. My car wouldn't start. I had it towed to the shop. The guy told me that my new floor mats were too thick and I couldn't hold the clutch all the way in. He didn't charge me for being stupid.
Super glue and a bolt! Girl, I done heard it all!
Now pass the glue, I gotta fuel pump to fix!
Happy New Year!
Q: My love...I was kind of like were are the cameras...really...where are the cameras...am I like going to be on "Pimp My Ride"???...I always did want to meet Exhibit...sweet!!
Mist1: Thank Goodness he did not charge you for his dumb-ass opinion or else you might have had to give him a lot of peanuts...
Awaiting: it must be the super super glue to fix the fuel pump and maybe like a mechanic or something like that... maybe some duck tape...it has to be silver and ohhhh yeah some beer...definitely beer...
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