Friday, September 30, 2011

Charlie say goodbye to the boys....

Tuesday I am taking my precious beloved Charlie to the Vet to have his balls removed. Now I feel really badly and even more so because he loves humping his stuffed animals...he loves humping the air (what can I say he talented)...he loves trying to hump anyone's leg...of coarse my female dog humps more than he does.  So, I say farewell to my dogs boys...I think we are going to ask for them to we can have a ceremony in the back yard because my son is a little traumatized. He can fathom having Charlies balls gone forever...and I have to admit...a little of me will die that day too...as one loss for man kind...

3 comments:

Epic Fail said...

It is always traumatic for any male to lose his balls. But that's marriage for you. I mean, give him some time, some extra treats, some counseling, and maybe because he's a dog he'll actually forget that he lost them and be mostly OK again. Some dogs aren't very bright. Other dogs, the smarter ones, they bide their time and then when you least expect it, they bite the crap out of you.

Red Shoes said...

Losing ones balls... that just sounds painful...

arf arf

~shoes~

Beth said...

lol at Epic fail above!!

I haven't been able to get Murff's balls removed yet. for one, he doesn't weigh enough for surgery! and two: i kinda like the little peanut m&m's!! that's exactly what they look like.