Monday, July 18, 2011

The Neighbors


I live next to the nicest neighbors they are always having a cook-over and inviting me and my son over for "pool-time". Okay for those of you that don't know my son is like 6'0ft tall and about a 180 lbs. So, can he really fit in the pool?... We pretend... He sits in it for a joke and splashes water onto his face...

Well, the other day the Neighbor told us to come over after he had been drinking all day and sitting in the kiddie pool...He said, "Yeah I'm on vacation I haven't left the kiddie pool all day, but no worries I bought a chlorine dispenser for the pool so I could pee in it and the kids could still play in it. Just trying to save water".

And their you go ...You know your a redneck if....

21 comments:

BamaTrav said...

There's that spelling agian, hahaha. XOXOXO

Heff said...

"There goes the Neighborhood".

KrippledWarrior said...

That's definitely REDNECK doll. And funny too.

Just telling it like it is said...

Bama: You know I can't spell

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: Don't I know it,,no more kiddie pool for me!!!!Love and miss you and Donna

Just telling it like it is said...

Krippled: Thinking of you suga

Kimberly said...

*gags* I love to soak in urine!

KittyCat said...

that truly is gross.

but I cant talk I dont have decent neighbors.
I have crap ones.
Whose crazy kids threaten to kill my chihuahua.
what the hell.

Just telling it like it is said...

Kimberly: What was he thinking Chlorine tabs...I'm not surprised that the dispenser wasn't made of a Old English Malt liquor bottle

Just telling it like it is said...

Kitty; The nerve of them...I have chihuahuas to and I would be on Momma bear patrol if I was told that....as if..I'm telling you future serial killers

Gorilla Bananas said...

Isn't pee antiseptic, so why do you need chlorine anyway? Some humans actually drink their own pee.

Just telling it like it is said...

Gorilla: Only if your out in the wilderness and have nothing but a string, a cup and the clothes on your back its an antiseptic...Those who drink their own pee should be dehydrated to the point of dying before drinking...or at least that would be the only way I would drink it...some squeeze water out of elephant poop...but I don't think I could go there

Clyde said...

So do you enjoy the pool parties---and lay around the pool----?
Sounds like a fun neighbour

Epic Fail said...

Oh, that is just SO wrong for so many reasons!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

That is really livin' . . . L-I-V-I-N'

H said...

LOL I love that, and I thought I couldn't afford a pool this summer :)

H said...

On second thought, I would LOVE to take a dip in that pool with you :)

UBERMOUTH said...

Now I know where you have been hiding!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Hmmmm. I was doing my monthly rounds around the blogroll, and I'm pretty sure I commented on here, but maybe it didn't get approved because I said something gross. Probably.

Eternally Distracted said...

Oh I so need to get me one of those chlorine thingy majiggys!!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Eeeiiiiwwww!