Monday, March 02, 2009

Can I get off the computer please....


School has been so demanding I haven't even had time to watch porn on the computer.

In an effort to keep myself from loosing my eye sight I have been hanging out with my old friend who works with lasers. He makes me laugh and I am thinking of letting him feel up my boobs since I haven't seen Bev for a week ;) Anywho, Bev always thinks I should hook up with a Dr. and a Dr. that she might benefit from in some way or the other. Crazy girl...
So, Laser guy and I were hanging out the other night and Bev called. She wanted to know about the Vagina laser procedures that he preforms...Great Bev just what I wanted to talk about whilst I am thinking of making out with the guy your Vagggnnn. Whilst on speaker phone she wants to know if it is normal to when you have a bowel movement and you push out your ummmm...
(this is not for the faint of heart) Tampon...
Well thanks Bev sure now she has an appointment with laser guy but I never did get my boobs felt up...
Darn foiled again.....

7 comments:

Chef E said...

LMAO at this one...I have heard about women having theirs re-virginized...mine just has stayed naturally tiggggghhhhh...well you know :)

ssgreylord said...

i've been away far too long. but having caught up on several of your last posts in Feb. i can see that you're still your same wild and wacky self. i love it! thanks for the humor and for a monday giggle.

Just telling it like it is said...

Chef E: Your funny glad you enjoyed the naughty humor;)

SSgrelord: thanks for thinking of me and stopping by I'm always trying to go for the funny;)

Heff said...

Vagina Laser ? Damn, you learn somethin' new every day...

buffalodick said...

I remember after the birth of my first child asking the doctor; "When you're stitching her up, throw in a couple of extra stitches- I'll make it worth your while"...

Walker said...

Ok lets get this right.
They don't install the lazers in the vagina, right?
That would really change the game and I would need a little hard hat.

If he didn't try to squeeze your boobs he needs eyes lazer surgery.

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: I'm all about the learning process.

Buffalo: your naughty

Walker:No hard hat needed but that comment made me laugh