Sunday, December 26, 2010

Merry Christmas to all of my blogger people...love ya!!!

Story photo: Hugh Hefner, 84, Engaged to Playmate, 24Now I love Playboy like everybody does...I even used to play the Yes No Yes, No game with my friend Mike....We would look at the girls and decide if they were hot enough for him to sleep with, but I can't believe Heff's getting married to a woman that is 60 yrs. younger than him! She's 24 yrs. old beside the whole money deal- (Which I could never do no matter if you could give me Rome) I think we all know here what motivates me and it is not the size of a man's wallet...Hey, I'm shallow just not in that way!  Eeeeewwwww she has to have sex with his wrinkly arse not to mention grey saggy balls! Butt I am not a hater so good luck to the old man and the playmate! 

24 comments:

Chef E said...

He is? I was wondering if he ever would again...since he did not marry one of those three 'Girls Next Door'...You would make a great bunny, maybe you should enter yourself in a nurses outfit for the center fold apps!

Happy New Year!

Clyde said...

Hey, good luck to her---going for the money and the FAME.
If he thinks it's love, or for his looks or personality, he is a sad old man---it certainly isn't for his body.
We all know that you have your standards and they are pretty HARD to keep up

tattytiara said...

The poor misguided old thing. He keeps publicizing every relationship he's in as if people are still thinking "woah, he's the man!" instead of "woah, she's putting past of that inside her?"

Hey if they're both getting what they want then all the power to them - we all have our own idea of happiness. But the younger they are, the older he looks, and the way he's turned this engagement into a media event I honestly don't think he gets that.

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Chef E: I could never poz for playboy...I could only do it for art and my blog....maybe

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Clyde: This is my biggest pet peeve...Men that date and marry much much younger women....you know that she's just waiting for him to die can you imagine?

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T: but 60 yrs apart he probably forgets who she is all the time...

Sandra said...

Does this 24 year old girl not have parents who could give her head a shake?...or at least point out that Hugh is going to have some disgusting giggly parts?

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Sandra by George you may have solved it for me....She doesn't have a brain...she should go see the wizard of oz...What ya think

Pesto Sauce said...

Poor thing. How those gleamy lovely boobs will go waste with that sagging bag of bones

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hehe, I guess it was love at first sight for one of them. Do you ever close your eyes when you're doing it? That might help if you're with Hef.

Heff said...

Merry Christmas.

Hef's an IDIOT. He can get all the pune he wants, and he's GETTING MARRIED ?!?!

Anonymous said...

He shoots dust when he cums.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Just Telling: That would be a boring game to play with me because it would be yes every single time, and I'd probably stop looking, put on the television, and just keep saying yes. I mean, it's Playboy! How many ugly women are really in there?

How do you know Heff's balls are wrinkly? He may have age defying balls. I like to think he does, since he's a hero of mine.

Red Shoes said...

Hey, babes... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I don't know what she's thinking. As sharp and astute as Hef's daughter is (Christy), I'm sure she has pre-nupt'd the Hell out of anything Dad could get himself into...

And at his age, with all of the money he has, there are still young women who will pursue him...

Happy New Year!!!!

~shoes~

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Pesto I know...what a waste maybe she will make him shave his ball and have a ball lift..hahahah ball lift

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Dr. Well mike was picky or he was just trying to rub my butt as we played this game whilst drinking...

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Heff: so could you and your married?

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Bama: Hahahahaha

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Shoes it crazy...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

A better game might be ranking the girls one to ten, or 7 to 10 might be all you need.

I love the data sheets. They all seem to have a "dislike" of cruelty to animals. I'd like one with a "like" for that.

KrippledWarrior said...

Good Christmas & Happy New Year to you, Doll. Remember, If not for viagra, HH is just another limp tool.

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Dr. not a bad idea then he would have to use his hands to enter data instead of trying to rub my butt..good thinking

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Kripple oh don't I know...mwahhhhh

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Hiiiii baby. Me and some girls once crashed a party at the playboy mansion. It was so cool and fun. Just act as if you belong, :)

later sweetie.