Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Damn Stalker...

Okay I am aware that my P is platinum but this is ridiculous....
Stalker guy has been calling me all weekend long morning, noon and night..
I'm like dude I really do work, I have things to do...
1. I have got to watch Jersey Shore re-runs..
2. I have to get my fix on crime solving techniques on ID TV
3. I have to look at funny videos on Break...
4. I need to lounge on the couch for most of the day...
5. i need to read my blogger friends and write my blog..
I'm really really busy...
I get a million text first it's the guilt trip...
Then it is the mad thing...
Then it's the plea to try and pull at my heart strings...
I don't do head games...I am just not effected...
I have no feelings...so I wrote him back finally and said...
I don't want to talk about feelings I don't owe you anything and your not my boyfriend.
Damn stalkers doesn't he know I can't be pierced with words especially when I am given the guilt trip..
Doesn't he know I am Mexican and we thrive on guilt trips...
The perils of dating...I really don't like it...
I decided to x out fire guy...not cute enough and too cocky
I'm not sure about blue eyes...
but the Marine is still in the running....

26 comments:

Christiejolu said...

Lucky girl...A fire fighter and marine and a stalker!!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Christi: I wouldn't call it luck...sometimes it is like watching paint dry when dating...

Chef E said...

Let me at the stalker! I will slap him with my 49 year old boobs! Ha ha, or he will run screaming!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Have you met the marine?

JStar said...

I have had my share of stalkers...I even wrote a poem about one(in my archives) lol...Dont they realize that its a turn off...So now I have to be picky with who I share my lovin with...Eventho that does no good because once they get it, they never want to let it go :)

Pesto Sauce said...

Some guys don't have minds, just use them for physical stuff

Sir Thomas said...

thats why you should not date...

just sneak out once in awhile..

Heff said...

It's your OWN DAMN FAULT.

How DARE you be so attractive !

Danielle said...

At least you have choices! :)

f1trey said...

hahaha sounds like this belongs on MY blog!

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL HH, your stalkers are pussy cats compared to mine.

Clyde said...

Nope, sorry, I dont believe it "I have no feelings"---right, come on girl---you are a very loving and giving beautiful woman---no feelings--ha
Oh, hang on---loving and giving---
Oh, ok, just gotta go but a plane tiket---shave your legs

Just telling it like it is said...

Chef E...Boobs..remember the bra shots!!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Gorilla not yet...He lives in Ft. Worth

Just telling it like it is said...

Jstar don't I know

Just telling it like it is said...

Pesto I was trying but he wanted to talk about feeling...can't he just be silent and just look pretty

Just telling it like it is said...

Sir: I was just sneaking out with him...he doesn't even live in the big D...Let's face it I'm like a virus I infect the tissues of the heart...

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: You always know what to say...I love you too!

Just telling it like it is said...

F1 with thoughts guns I am sure you have had the gamut of crazies

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber: I know...your like a virus too...infect the tissues

Just telling it like it is said...

clyde your going to wreck my rep...

Spiky Zora Jones said...

I'm part mexican too. Um and in the past I've had a lot in me. *wink* Vince my ex...hot hot tamale.

*fans self* just thinking about it.

Like yeah...don't you hate the gulit trips and the way they try to manuever people.

marine is still in huh...very very good. I love how they stand to attention. Hello.

(((MWUAH)))

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL ANTHRAX!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I so feel your pain right now. lol I went out with this guy this weekend for the first time and I am sooo not feelin ghim but he wants to text like 50 million times a day and I'm like "Dude!" I have TV to watch...leave me alone!

Sister Christian said...

Ew, a stalker! I know just what you're going through with the constant texts and whatnot. Hate to say it but I had it coming seeing as I was just using the guy after all but seriously-when you say you don't want to see or hear from a certain someone anymore, they should be able to understand it.
Haha, the Marine is still in the running. Girl, you're too much!

tehkorah said...

Hello lady, so... first timer here.... like the blog. Very informative. I feel for you, as a fellow Spanish-ancestry female... we tend to attract men on an emotional level that surpasses the pure physical needs. Well, I want to say JUST men, but that wouldn't be true. It's all that Hot-Blooded Latina flavour...or so I've been told.
But, haha, I understand stalkers, I blogged about one "text menace" a while back... they are hard to shake off, hmm?
You want to know what worked for me, after telling this particular guy straight out "stop bugging me, back off, stop texting me", and he still didn't get it? Told him I changed my number. He didn't believe me at first, of course, but since I had it unlisted, he had to after a little while... didn't ACTUALLY change it, but the next few texts he sent, I asked him ,"Who's this?"; played it off.
"NO, I don't know that person, what do you want?"
"This is MIKE, not whoever you're looking for."
"I just got this number, so he/she must have changed it."

He still insisted that it was me, so I let my friend J do a little talking, which I thought was brilliant...
"Dude, stop creeping me out. Are you gay or something? If you are, I've got a buddy named Jim that would probably like you."

Yeah, some people just don't understand reality... so you just give them unrealistic downturns to their fantasy riddled minds. Too much to process, and they back off.
Well, just one way to go about it... ;)
BTW, a Marine? Mmmm. Big pluses. They have great stamina, salute in bed (well, they stand at attention), and look so good. Plus, they are usually very clean... can't really say the same for firefighters, since they sometimes smell like a chimney.