Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Here is a funny old repost...a blast from the past!

This Poor Guy.....

So, this morning I check my e-mail and what did I find???.....

Ohhhh I felt so bad for this guy...he was actually very nice looking and he must be sweet to stick this out....This story is too juicy for me to hold back on....so here it is folks...he met her from a internet dating site....I had a really good laugh on this....you'll feel sorry for him too.....

"Here's my funny-traumatic story. If ever in my life I need therapy, this will be why. I answered and email I received on Match from a girl who claimed to be my type. After reading her profile I decided she seemed pretty down to Earth and funny. We emailed each other a few times and decided to talk on the phone. She seemed very high energy and pretty hilarious. We decided to try a first date. I suggested dinner. She claimed she likes to make first dates unforgettable and wants to have a "pajama party" at her house. Yes red flags went up in my head but I do give people the benefit of the doubt and the suggestion did fit her personality. I however told her I wasn't comfortable going to a strangers house in my pajamas but I would dress casual and grab a movie on the way. The next day I receive and email from her detailing all of the pajamas she owns and she wants me to pick the pair she is going to wear..yes again red flag. I emailed back that I couldn't see them so I cant make that decision. So against better judgment I go through with the date. I arrive at her house and ring the doorbell. A few seconds later the door opens. There before me stands a 3' 5" midget in little kids flannel-snowmen pajamas and white high heel pumps. On top of that she had the brightest red lipstick on I have ever seen and it was not subtle as it was not only on the lips, but also kind of smeared around the mouth like she just got done drinking a gallon of strawberry Kool-Aid. So totally in shock but not wanting to make her feel bad I go in. We talk for a few minutes and I suggest we start the movie. Let me say that it's a little weird sitting next to someone who's feet don't extend past the edge of the couch cushion. So, you would think that it couldn't get worse....well it did. She goes to the kitchen and brings me back a drink, which I'm sure it looked like I needed. She claimed it was Cranberry juice and Vodka. I take a sip and decided it tasted a little strange so I set it down and we watch the movie. Towards the end of the movie she goes to the bathroom and I decide to pour the drink out because I wasn't really in the "drinking" mood. Well, sitting on the counter is the EXPIRED cranberry juice bottle. Not just a little expired either, the bottle had an expiration date of 1999. So now totally freaked out I wait until the end of the movie, which seemed to take forever, and excuse myself and go home. Needless to say I didn't pursue it past that date. She was correct, it was memorable!! Do you have any dates that bad?"

18 comments:

Heff said...

Oh, NOOOOOOO !!! lol !

Gorilla Bananas said...

I guess he could have taken her to zoo and pretended she was his daughter.

Clyde said...

Hey, if you're gonna date on line or from paper adverts, you have to expect the unexpected----so she was a little short and wasn't good with makeup but the cranberry would have put me off----
A friend of mine dared me to answer an advert in the paper--why not---phone calls were good and we made arrangements to meet for a drink----and there she was, one of the girls from work----we had fun

Sir Thomas said...

none... just the ones I didnt have..

ours is still bad... *winks*

Danielle said...

OMG!!!!
I have to say that I have had some painful dates that all seem extremly good now!

Charlene said...

WOW

I've had some bad internet dates. BAD BAD. They're so bad I can't remember them all and I wasn't drinking, which I'm thankful for.

Pajamas, huh. YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JStar said...

LMAO....OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG this was hilarious....I feel for the poor guy...But that is kinda what you get meeting someone online...at least half of the time lol

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: I know can you imagine...Men they hear a pajama party and they think great we are getting naked...boy was he wrong!!hahahahahhaa

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Bananas: I think her lipstick was to read for that!

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clyde: I don't think the internet is a bad place to meet people...but I would say first meetings need to be more like a coffee or tea...not a pajama party!

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Sir: You got all the good loving!

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Danielle: right I am not feeling so bad about my last dating experience! I was just reading through my old post and thought this to be so funny!

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Charlene: Only a man would fall for that pajama party thing...if a guy asked me to come over for the first time for a pajama party I would run!!!!hahhahahhaha

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Jstar: I felt really bad for him...I never did meet him thought...I couldn't get past the fact that he would go to a pajama party with someone he has never met...but it made me laugh I will tell you that!!!!If it sounds to good to be true then it probably is!

UBERMOUTH said...

hahahahahahaha None that top that!

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Wow. Woah. Wow.

I was going to say something about all those red flags that went ignored, but there's nothing that could have prepared him for that train wreck.

God bless bad dates.

Just telling it like it is said...

I know...Men they will do about just anything for some putty...but I am thinking he wasn't for the 3 feet for 5 kinda girl...she would have been easy...

Chef E said...

Oh my dear! Now at first I thought you were going to tell me you found the date rape drug on the counter next to the cranberry juice :( I was a bit afraid for you, but now I am afraid for her...she missed out on some good fun! :) Be careful!