Thursday, December 03, 2009

Coming up for air.....

I have had way to much turkey, turkey chili, turkey legs ( I always did have turkey legs), turkey dumplings and so much turkey that even my little Cece (my dog) wont eat it.
Think something happens to you when you go into a induced turkey psychosis...I mean I think that your brain is shut off or you loose sight of caloric intact and the turkey just takes you mind over I am not sure...
Or maybe this just happens to me and I like to take it out on the turkey as to way I sometime have what I like to call the " episode". Know the episode only happens every-now-and-then thankfully and I think it only really happens when I have to talk about something but can't for the life of me bring it up to even my sweet boy Logistic guy.

So, here is how it played out hold on to your seat belts for this one...Disclaimer this is a second party account and because I live by the Catholic girl guy code and technically if I don't remember it didin't happen...
No know like the time Ubermouth totally made out with me and fondaled my breast...she does'nt remember so I guess "wink wink" it never happened...or the time she totally told me that she was in love me as much as I was in love with her...(wink wink) I guess that didn't happen either...My mind is a wonderous place....

On to the night in questions 2nd hand of coarse. Aparently, I had to much to drink ( asparce right ) One can never drink to much. So, I apparently decided to wash the sheets and then pured a drink formyself with a basil left in a glass laced with vanilla iminatation syrip ( yeah I know I only like the read stuff ) I am already questioning this story...and then I was found half on the bed and half off the bed naked?

Hu what? I totally would have been in the bed naked and I would have putten the vanilla extrac (the real stuff) on my body waiting for him to get home to molest him....

What I learned...Logisitics guy please no more immitation vanilla extrac then I might remember what really happened...but I don't so it didn'T really happen...

I hope he still talks to me after this shinankigan

20 comments:

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL Is this drunken blogging?

I so love all these gay rumours coming out about me! The last rumour to prove my celebrity status.

f1trey said...

sounds like you almost had too much fun! :)

Heff said...

Show us your dumplings !

Walker said...

If you can't remember then it didn't happened.
So if it didn't happen then I didn't read this post because it's not here.
Then I guess this comment doesn't exist either.
Hmmmmmmmmmm
So where's my vanilla extract covered boob to squeeze eh?

buffalodick said...

What in the cornbread Hell was that all about? :)

Tom Bailey said...

Vanilla extrac? Is that a code word for something else because alone it is not all that enticing.

Kindest regards,
Tom Bailey

PS I hope through these adventures it leads to exactly where YOU want to be long term. They are fun to read but I hope in the end you lead a life YOU love.

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber:that is a bottle of wine and a shot of tequila. We had a party and I thought I was being funny...We all know that you are not into girls...sorry for starting the rummors...it just means that your really famous!

Just telling it like it is said...

F1:Is there such a thing as too much fun!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: Me love you long time!

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: I flashed you so watch out for your eyes!

Just telling it like it is said...

buffalo: Thanks for being so loyal...much love to you and the fam!!Not everyone get's my humor!! Hugs!

Just telling it like it is said...

Tom: a special note to you sweetheart! In my real life I am an ER nurse who loves life and has love from my friends and even Logistic guy...I find myself entertaining...maybe not to all...but these stories have a hint of truth and a lot of heart! I write to bring happiness to my family and friends that know me. They know that I write about them and fabricate many of the stories. I have had my blogger friends for a very long time so they know all my ball stories and life saving anidotes...So, suga don't your worry about me...cause in real life I have been blessed to save young children and have been bless to be the mother of a wonderful amazing little (not so little) boy and Logistic guy is kinder than word can even speak...You see I laugh so that I wont cry....

UBERMOUTH said...

DOn't worry about it. :) One is not truly famous until'the gay rumour.' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber:Your the best!! your right...your always right!!!

Tom Bailey said...

Got it!

Sincerely,
Tom Bailey

Just telling it like it is said...

Tom: I really did take a shot of imitaion vanilla...it was a dare..I'm such a darn girl!! and thanks for coming back...I really love you guys!! and that is from my nursing heart!

Chef E said...

I am not a vanilla girl, more of a lemony almond kind of gal, no make that rum on occasions :)

You are just having waaaaay too much fun girl! Flash those boobs for the camera now!

Just telling it like it is said...

Chef E: your right it has been too long since I have posted my boob pic!!!

KrippledWarrior said...

Am I to believe that imitation vanilla is the same as Rufinol?

Just telling it like it is said...

Krippled: You might be on to something...