Engineer guy has a dead body in his trash I swear...
The smell emanating from the trash a long with a slight sound of movement from possible maggot activity, and not to mention the black cloud illuminating from the trash could be nothing else...
My nose hairs were burned from the aroma that could only be described as nothing else other than a dead rotting body. I assumed that 100,000 maggots helping further the decomposition was the slight rustling sound I heard as I entered his house. I asked him who he killed and why would he leave the body in the trash when he knows that I watch the New Detective files daily. I wondered to myself if this is someone I wanted to hang-out with? Then I remembered all the sexual satisfaction that he gave me then I decided right there to turn the other cheek...I'm not perfect myself and who am I to judge anyway?
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9 comments:
haha....classicly hilarious! And so true, at the same time :)
Me likie you.
Kay: thanks..I never new it was classic to have a dead body in your trash can but now I know;)
Wally: It usually takes time for these types of statements to be made about me but I am all about the instant likie...
Hey you, get outta my garbage!
A comedian Robert Shimmel tells of a conversation with his son... Kid says; "My dick smells funny" His dad says; "Why are you smelling your dick... quit it!" All I got today...
Yeah, I always forgive murderers as long as they screw my brains out.
Bama: Not you too?
Buffalo: We have see
Robert Shimmel live at the improve here maybe there is some correlation.
Heff: That must be an universal response I'm thinking...
Could you please show us your turned cheek? Or one of them, or something?
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oh lordy....what I wouldn't give for some sexual satifaction right about now!!! a dead body in the garbage? WHO CARES!!! Bring on the great sex!!!
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