Tuesday, June 02, 2009

It seems....

Whilst talking with my girlfriend on Sunday Dr. Goldenrod came up...
Thoughts of you new to my blog might not understand the significance of Dr. Goldenrod...
Think Superman...
Tall 6'6
Ice blue eyes...
Black slicked back hair...
ER Dr. Saving lives...
Oh I love him from a far...
He called me the other day and I caved...
What is a girl to do...
He rubbed my back....
And that is it...We talked
I pressed my body next to his...
He says I don't know how to act...
I say shhhhhh....
Just enjoy the moment...
His breath next to my breast...
and then he left...
Oh Dr.Goldenrod what is a girl to do?

12 comments:

BamaTrav said...

O.k. love affair for the divorced. 850-221-9422. Trav. we can do this

Wil said...

This post makes me want to touch my goldenrod right now!

Wil Harrison.com

Just telling it like it is said...

BAm I am all about the text...

Will: please do

Wil said...

Ok, I'm back now.

Wil Harrison.com

Heff said...

Well, this is better than lusting after Dane Cook, I suppose.

buffalodick said...

6 foot 6"? Does he have bolts coming out of his neck? Is he afraid of fire? Run! Run fast!

LiLu said...

HAHAHA @ buffalodick!

I'm gonna make B give me a backrub tonight. Mmmmm.

Just telling it like it is said...

LiLu: I think your should totally make him give you a rub all over!!!

Buffalo:Nope he really looks like the cartoon superman...dreammy

Heff: He's way better than Dane I have to say...
Wil: take your time...

Walker said...

Only your back and that's it?
You need duct tape and a whip

Organic Meatbag said...

Hehehehe... with a name like Goldenrod, this guy better look like something special...it would be much funnier if he looked like Eddie Deezen...

Just telling it like it is said...

Organic: Of coarse his real name is not Dr.Goldenrod but it should be..

Walker: I prefer scotch tape

Walker said...

Drink the scotch and use the duct tape its more fun ;)