Friday, April 24, 2009

Etiquette has Never Been My Strong Point...

Dating can be difficult if etiquette is not your strong suit...
Who knew right? Some of my favorite blogs have been about the unpopular popular subjects.
Like about the time that I froze Engineer guys penis...I know right you should have seen his face. I know that I am a Nurse but I am not a condom flavor expert ( that particular condom was part of a party packet that had some condoms with benzocaine, a mild freezer of the penis sos one can last longer for all you guys out there unaware) and we were having a party. I stick to the basics. And for the Record since Engineer guy might read this he never needed the freezing part. I know I still love you too.
Hey there you go I wonder if it is etiquette to stick to the basics? Do I pull out the condom or do I ask him if he has a condom? If I have condoms on me will he think he is getting lucky? Mostly I get out of these awkward situations because I am a nurse and everyone already expects me to play it safe as I always am. Be safe or go home is my moto...
Another difficulty for me when it comes to etiquette is when to bust out the ball talk? Now I am a lady, I don't do boy stuff and anyone that knows me knows this but I am a nurse and we all talk about the testicals... I think it is a requirement or something. I mean really I was only attracted to nursing school for the beneifits of seeing people naked and checking balls. So, how do I fit in the... "my hands have cupped a many of balls in my time"...or No I think your penis is perfect believe me I have seen a lot of peni in my day. That kind of sounds bad doesn't it. Then I can go on to say no I have seen a lot of peni but only professionally. Ummm that sounds bad too. Then what I mean to say is that I have held a lot of old balls with grey hair...here again I am digging myself into a hole.
Oh the dating woes? Will I ever figure it out?
Just to update you on Laser guy...
I couldn't bring myself to see him the other night. Doggie I know I tried to cowboy it up but decided to lay low this week. I got to give it to him he has given me space not pushing me. What guy wants to talk about feelings. Darn if he wasn't just so funny and handsome...
I'm headed out with him tonight for some fun... he promises light talk, lots of laughs and he's providing the condoms...

7 comments:

Chef E said...

I have been holding out on my love pot, he made me made, but I cannot last forever, and so glad condoms are not needed in this house...

You deserve some good lovin from a good man!

doggybloggy said...

lrt me know what happens.....

Just telling it like it is said...

Chef E: I don't mind the condoms it's just the approach..Hopefully hubby will come to his senses soon...
Doggie: I keep you in on it

buffalodick said...

Well, have fun...

Beth said...

condoms are a good thing....and what man doesn't like tot alk about his junk? I don't know a one.

Walker said...

See you don't really need condoms.
No, you just get a chaulking gun then fill the vagina aka pussy with silicon.
Then when the penis, (I didn't want to say cock) pushes through it would form the percent form to fit condom.
I think some talcom powder on the penis might help to get the silicon off after.

Heff said...

What the hell is a condom ?