I live next to the nicest neighbors they are always having a cook-over and inviting me and my son over for "pool-time". Okay for those of you that don't know my son is like 6'0ft tall and about a 180 lbs. So, can he really fit in the pool?... We pretend... He sits in it for a joke and splashes water onto his face...
Well, the other day the Neighbor told us to come over after he had been drinking all day and sitting in the kiddie pool...He said, "Yeah I'm on vacation I haven't left the kiddie pool all day, but no worries I bought a chlorine dispenser for the pool so I could pee in it and the kids could still play in it. Just trying to save water".
And their you go ...You know your a redneck if....
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There's that spelling agian, hahaha. XOXOXO
"There goes the Neighborhood".
That's definitely REDNECK doll. And funny too.
Bama: You know I can't spell
Heff: Don't I know it,,no more kiddie pool for me!!!!Love and miss you and Donna
Krippled: Thinking of you suga
*gags* I love to soak in urine!
that truly is gross.
but I cant talk I dont have decent neighbors.
I have crap ones.
Whose crazy kids threaten to kill my chihuahua.
what the hell.
Kimberly: What was he thinking Chlorine tabs...I'm not surprised that the dispenser wasn't made of a Old English Malt liquor bottle
Kitty; The nerve of them...I have chihuahuas to and I would be on Momma bear patrol if I was told that....as if..I'm telling you future serial killers
Isn't pee antiseptic, so why do you need chlorine anyway? Some humans actually drink their own pee.
Gorilla: Only if your out in the wilderness and have nothing but a string, a cup and the clothes on your back its an antiseptic...Those who drink their own pee should be dehydrated to the point of dying before drinking...or at least that would be the only way I would drink it...some squeeze water out of elephant poop...but I don't think I could go there
So do you enjoy the pool parties---and lay around the pool----?
Sounds like a fun neighbour
Oh, that is just SO wrong for so many reasons!
That is really livin' . . . L-I-V-I-N'
LOL I love that, and I thought I couldn't afford a pool this summer :)
On second thought, I would LOVE to take a dip in that pool with you :)
Now I know where you have been hiding!
Hmmmm. I was doing my monthly rounds around the blogroll, and I'm pretty sure I commented on here, but maybe it didn't get approved because I said something gross. Probably.
Oh I so need to get me one of those chlorine thingy majiggys!!
Eeeiiiiwwww!
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