It haunts me...

It eludes me night after night. When I can do it I dream about it. It is like a ghost, follwing me daily hoping and dreaming for it. It is the orger on my back digging it long dirty nails into my skin krippling me day after day. I try and work-out so that I feel my eyes close and drift off. Sleep is what evades me.... I wish I could sleep.

Drunk as a Kooter on hooter...

 

Drunk as a Kooter or on a hooter...
Or is that my knew skatier girl name?
Okay I was out with some high school friends the other night pondering the thought of dating again when I asked," what is the worst date you been on?".
One of my friend's said, " After I passed the sobriety test I told the officer that I really didn't know her and she was to drunk to drive."
Wow, I think I'll keep the skater name for now...but I will have to date at sometime.

You know what I love...

When I write my blogs I have everyone in mind (sexual) and some people get so offended by my blatten written blogs of sex, alcohol and well sex...penis, vagina's...and what other things that I can come up with out of my need to shock the systems. I'm not sure why it is a problem for them..It's really all in good fun. I'll tell you what I can't do...I can spell,  I have terrible grammar, I write as if I am talking directly to all of you and if your offended I say don't read my blog. I'm no noble peace writer I'm famous in my own mind and sometimes I don't pick my clothes up off the floor.

What I do do...I happen to be a very kind and loving person. I have saved many lives at my job, I infect the tissues ...I'm  like virus once your infected it's hard to get me off the mind...why is that because I happen to be one of the most loving people one could know. For those of you that know and read my blogs as trashy as I might sound (we all have reputations to upheld) I want you to know that I appreciate your being able to find the funny in them and the entertainment that I might happen to bring to you that day!
Sincerely,
Darn girl

Can Women have sex like Men?

Naughty and Nice

First naughty then then I will tell you the nice...
I currently have a Marine...Well not really have him have him. I am supporting a marine again until he comes home. So, I have been writing him for about a week and I have sent him some of my funny blogs. I can't give him much otherwise but entertainment. No I'm not going to send him this pic. I wouldn't cheat on all of you like that. I mean we are in a monogamous relationship with each other and all that good bull shit. The best thing about my blog is that I have had it since 2006 and I still have people that comment from the early good yrs. Of sex, alcohol and rock and roll...baby awe ya! So, en light of all of you that have stayed so long I am sending you much love and BOOBIES! Kiss Kiss
And that is all I got for ya!
Sincerely,
That darn girl

Pornos and Vibrators

  Everyone that really knows me knows that I love a good porn like ever red blooded person on earth...but mine porn is not really your typical porn...No I don't like toes, little people's porn or people urinating on each other. My porn consists of UFC fighting... Where sweaty highly testosterone filled muscular men choke each other out for a TKO for a knock out causing the knocked out opponent falling down to his demise with crazy looking eyes  ... I know who else finds this strange, phenomenon highly sexually stimulating?   Panties dropper...Oh how  I love Rich Franklin he's married to me don't ya know? He might not know but I know that's all that matters.

Vibrators for the life of me I can't understand why women uses vibrators. I mean I can see that it can be phalically stimulating because you can pick your own size, shape and motion in the ocean. I just can't for the life of me find anything stimulating about a plastic or silicone penis...there is no abs connected to it there is no sexually stimulating talk attached to it, there is no telling it no...and there is no make- up sex. I guess I'm just old fashion I need someone to fight with occasionally when i have PMS. Nothing better than a good old fashion penis and balls...
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