Love...

There are days that I think that I can't bare anymore pain...
and then there are days that you see your very best friend in the world and then you know love again...
Thank you mamma...
Thank you for the day and the love

Tommorrows the day....

Oh Dane, Dane Cook...
Sorry, I am just practicing for tomorrow. I even wrote his name on my boobs and went to spin class. Coarse no one could see my boobs until I flashed the teacher...
It was a good class
I left sparkles everywhere!

Dane Here I come...

No pun intended...
As you all may know that I am fanatically involved with Dane Cook...
Shhhh I know I know I shouldn't be telling you this because he is private and all...but how can I really hold it in I mean really...We have bonded over the years...
Thursday, I am finally giving him a break. He decided to come back to the desert because well I am here and need I say more. Some how, I don't understand the Men in my life not getting the fact that I have made a pack with him...I must wear boobs out and write his name on my breast...What is wrong with that? I wondered to myself quietly out loud whilst I heard loud objections from my friends. They just don't understand our love...They don't understand how much he really loves my boobs. I mean he would talk about them but he is selfish and doesn't want to share them with the world. Hence his name on them...Now I just am wondering how he is going to see me from the farthest seat sold?

Let us remember....

This is for SGT Ragusa,
He is my soldier that I am supporting till he is home and with his family again. He is a man of deep service to his country, a family man and a man worthy of honoring. Be safe SGT Ragusa till you come home!

On the road to grandpa 'shouse...

I am on the road to grandpa's house..
The car broke down...

We were picked up by Opie the long nose hair guy..
Imagine nose hair growing on top of his nose, out of his nose and I think his ear hair gently touched my shoulder as he turned to put he truck up on the tow truck...

I had visions of little bugs that usually live on your eye lashes crawling down his ear hair onto my shoulders...
Well I got to go now, I got to get back on the road
it only took 5 hours to get the tow truck, get the rental and stop at Starbucks to refuel
Have a good weekend I catch up when I get to grandpa's house were they think I eat way too healthy...

I'm not obsessed I swear...

You all might not know it but at times I can be fixated with certain things, people, and or places in the body where my fingers have been. I'm not obsessed I swear.

I have various crushes on some bloggers I follow I can't help it. I sometimes have one night stands with them in my mind. I never usually tell them and according to the Catholic girl code, if they don't know it never really happened.

Recently, I was visited by the 3rd nipple. It's not that I am fixated by a third nipple it is just that I seem to be drawn to men with them. All went well and nobody was even drinking alcohol.

Today Dane Cook is going to be on Oprah. Now I am not saying that I changed my whole day so that I could be with my lover, but I couldn't let Dane down. We are extensively involved. He writes jokes, mostly about other people but I know that I am always on his mind. He came to my city for a show, and of coarse I couldn't go; I find torturing him a little keeps me on his mind. He especially appreciates my boobs because he talks about other women's boobs as to keep mine all to himself. I know I should be keeping this quiet because he is shy, but I think I'm in love with him. Now, I just got to figure out how to meet him.

Happy Mother's day to all those hot Mama out there!

Terracycle in effort to...

In efforts to practice what I preach I am going green...
Start small...think BIG! I live in a apartment now I just need to find a way to compost my own trash without smelling up the place.
Today...
Go to goodwill purchase 100% recycled planters...
Buy tomato plants, strawberry planters and cilantro...
Make a big big mess...
Tada...
I also used a new and up coming exciting fertilizer (worm poop)...
I have been researching this Co for my class...
They are smarter than should be legal...
Terracycle...
They are 100% organic, they use peoples trash for compost, feed it to the worms and make poop tea. 100 % of their packaging is recycled; reclaimed soda bottles, milk jugs and other trash that I guaranty the 27 yrs old Princeton drop-out claims is treasure.

Invisible...

Invisible...
I close my eyes...
My heart unable to feel...
No vision of the future...
No turning back...
You touch my shoulder...
I turn away...
Unable to feel...
Unable to stay...
I wonder will I ever heal...
Someday...