That darn girl

Life Changes Sometimes Painful All Worth It...

2012-01-22T22:31:00.001-06:00

We have all been there right? You know thoughts painful break-ups that you were sure that you would just die from. You might find you self talking over and over about it again torturing your poor friends. They listen to you over and over again till they can't take it any more and then they threaten to jump of the 40th floor of their building. Sure, you tell them you won't talk about it again; only to bring it up next week at your workout date done half-ass. It's like you can't help yourself the roses don't smell anymore, the sun doesn't shine as bright, you don't care if you fart in front of others, to go out on dates you don't want to go on because your friends make you go (I mean they push you out the door and lock you out until midnight) and the light fun person you used to be fades away never to be seen by the light of day.

A couple of weeks ago US Marshall and I decided it was time for us to be exclusive that meant we had to cut off the people we were seeing. Dating in Dallas is not as easy as it may seem. Now, I know what your thinking... did I really cut off all the people that I have been talking to, seeing and dating for this guy? Yeap, first time in my life I ever cut off people that I knew would bother him. Surprisingly it was much easier for me than I thought it would be; however I did get some resistance.

Here is were the experience in dating men you think you love and break-up with only to find out later you might have not really loved him at all. I imagined all the torture I put myself through and my friends. I really they almost jumped to their deaths out of a 40 feet building. I would have been hauled off to jail because they prolly put it in their will. I can see it now if they jumped to their death I was the culprit behind it. It would have been torture enough to know that they died because of me; a crime of passion.

One of the guys I went out with (and I repeat) I only went out with him once. This is an important detail because he decided to text me a million times; no I strike that 20 million times in one day. I told him that I was exclusive with US Marshall guy. We had a few text messages back and forth about football and basketball games but that was it. I didn't encourage him but I did answer most of his text to be kind but not leading. Anywho, it got to the point where 1: I knew he must have drank a lot of alcohol 2: or he was on some kind of drug. Turns out he was just waisted on alcohol. I felt bad for him but I really didn't want him disrespecting my man. He of coarse apologized profusely the next day. I told him that this whole stalking situation had nothing to do with me. Come-on we all have had our moments time where we borderline crazy and put in a padded white room; things would work out for him I promised. We can't see into the future and I have no crystal ball but I knew he was not the one for me.

I told him you see we have to go through bad times and sometimes it very painful but that you get through it because it was not right for you. I lived through those times where I thought I was in love; I thought I had it all, but it turns out I didn't. You see thoughts time set you up for a man or woman that will truly love you even when your crazy drunk, even when you couldn't wait to pee so you had to pull over and you pee on a bush. He loves you when you don't wear any make-up, wear your PJs all day long; He loves you just because you are you. He's not jealous of the love I have in my heart that you have for others and he needs to see you all of the time. US Marshall knows what it is like to care for others even when they don't care about themselves and he knows what it is like to take it home with you never to be forgotten. You see thoughts years of loving the wrong guy lead me straight to him. If I had not gone through the pain then I would have never known. Now I know what love really looks like and I know what love truly feels like...and you know that funny girl that laughs at all the little things in life is starting to come back from the dead. My workouts arn't half ass anymore, the roses smell again, the light shines brighter but the best part of it all is that my heart loves again; it runs deep in my veins.

P.S. To the end of the ocean till the very last grain of sand...and there you have it!I'm back bitches!

I want you all to know...

2012-01-22T03:29:00.002-06:00

I have been a dancing fool lately and while it is starting to shape up my body the way it used to be before I drank 3 to 4 martines a day. I am in morning of my left big toe nail. Why I asked it why would you leave me when all I am trying to do is make the rest of the body attached to you look super fit? No answer. I think my toe is mad at me for not giving it alcohol on a regular basis. What is a girl to do? I guess I will have to piss it off more by wearing a fake toe nail...when in rome right...Summer coming up and I am planning a vaca with my boyfriend US Marshall guy...What a pantie dropper...Yep clothes fall of right when I walk in the door...

Next we play stripper get's in trouble and cop lets him talk her into not taking her into jail..hand cuffs and all...
I told Dane Cook I'm off the market now your just going to have to let me go..and after 200 texts and 10 phone calls I think he knows I'm taken now. Ladies if your looking for a funny man Dane is avaliable...

Happy New year and all that Shi!#!

2012-01-12T14:16:00.000-06:00

I would have written sooner but I went home for Christmas and New Year and I don't think I woke up sober the whole time I was there.....coarse I wasn't the only one who wasn't sober my Dad now he is the king of vodka if they had a king I mean.

I wonder if lighting can truly strike twice???? Thoughts of you that know me know that I have written extensively about my dating adventures and not to mention the date I went on when the guys car started on fire before we got out of my neighborhood. I have been really lucky in my life to have some amazing men love me. I have told you about Dr. Goldenrod always a favorite for the ladies...man I loved him. I talked about first time I froze the first Engineer Guy's penis. I will have to tell you friends I loved him a lot it was really hard to get over him especially because it was the first penis I froze ahhhhh the memories. I talked about Logistics Guy and I has so much fun with him...I shot my first WW2 riffle with him, and he was definitely a pantie dropper kind of guy...You know big guns and all (wink wink). In the early days when I started this blog I wrote about my ONE Really Really True Love the kind of love that no matter what kind of love. I have loved before and since but nothing like this kind of change you forever kind of love that was Fire Guy. Oh how I loved him, I was in nursing school at the time. I used to go to the station and visit with all the guys while we would try and gross each other out by telling our horror stories...ahhhhhh what a time I had with him. I remember the very first time I knew that I loved him. I thought I would marry him and I have never felt that way or since. I truly knew I loved him when we stopped at a car accident and he cut the girl's shirt off and a fake boob fell out. He picked it up and acted like it didn't fall on the floor like it did. I remember it making that spat noise and he kept his professionalism. Did not embarrass her even though I would have died u just get used to that stuff happening and you see it all the time. He had the best bedside manor that I have ever seen. I was all in at go until 10 months later when I got a call from his wife...I know I was shocked to especially because he lived with another fire fighter and of coarse he was with me day and night. If he wasn't working I was with him and his to BFFs we were like the 4 amigos.

Well lightning has struck again so you will be hearing more from you because this fricking guy is the sh!#. We will call him US Marshall guy...I know right! He packs a 40 while he working and that's not all he packing....You u guys know me all too well. There is more to come so stay tuned! Me lob him Long time

I couln't resist....

2011-09-30T10:32:00.000-06:00

Charlie say goodbye to the boys....

2011-09-30T08:25:00.000-06:00

Tuesday I am taking my precious beloved Charlie to the Vet to have his balls removed. Now I feel really badly and even more so because he loves humping his stuffed animals...he loves humping the air (what can I say he talented)...he loves trying to hump anyone's leg...of coarse my female dog humps more than he does. So, I say farewell to my dogs boys...I think we are going to ask for them to we can have a ceremony in the back yard because my son is a little traumatized. He can fathom having Charlies balls gone forever...and I have to admit...a little of me will die that day too...as one loss for man kind...

The Neighbors

2011-07-18T05:00:00.002-06:00

I live next to the nicest neighbors they are always having a cook-over and inviting me and my son over for "pool-time". Okay for those of you that don't know my son is like 6'0ft tall and about a 180 lbs. So, can he really fit in the pool?... We pretend... He sits in it for a joke and splashes water onto his face...

Well, the other day the Neighbor told us to come over after he had been drinking all day and sitting in the kiddie pool...He said, "Yeah I'm on vacation I haven't left the kiddie pool all day, but no worries I bought a chlorine dispenser for the pool so I could pee in it and the kids could still play in it. Just trying to save water".

And their you go ...You know your a redneck if....

Win fight Win.....

2011-01-21T22:27:00.000-06:00

Tonight my son played his best game ever! I was cheering in the stands when I got a text from his coach. Ummmm yeah I think I am pretty much dating his coach without knowing it. I know he sends me text all the time. Is that Weird? I got one for Thanksgiving, one for Christmas...now it's about once a week. Tonight he texted that I was the lone cheerleader in the stands. Yes, I was screaming and doing a basket toss by myself, but I dough I was the only one. Then he texted me, Thanks for coming enjoyed seeing you. Hu? What? Now I have to admit that this coach did a special favor for me; He allowed my son go to this specific school after I went down to his office and made out with him. What a Mama will do for her son!
Go Fight Win...and we did!

I have not shame...

2011-01-04T16:59:00.000-06:00

Happy New Year!!!!

2011-01-01T14:33:00.002-06:00

For starters a pic of my boobs! I can't believe that it has been almost 5 yrs. since I started this blog. I was right out of nursing school and living the fast life of saving lives and riding on the fire-truck. Oh how I miss thoughts early days when I didn't know how much I would be effected by my patients. They have changed me for the good!
This year has been riddled with highs and lows, but I can't say that I would change anything. So, cheers to another kick ass year!

Merry Christmas to all of my blogger people...love ya!!!

2010-12-26T16:13:00.000-06:00

Now I love Playboy like everybody does...I even used to play the Yes No Yes, No game with my friend Mike....We would look at the girls and decide if they were hot enough for him to sleep with, but I can't believe Heff's getting married to a woman that is 60 yrs. younger than him! She's 24 yrs. old beside the whole money deal- (Which I could never do no matter if you could give me Rome) I think we all know here what motivates me and it is not the size of a man's wallet...Hey, I'm shallow just not in that way! Eeeeewwwww she has to have sex with his wrinkly arse not to mention grey saggy balls! Butt I am not a hater so good luck to the old man and the playmate!

I See Your True Colors Shinning Through... So Don't be Afraid....

2010-12-04T22:17:00.000-06:00

The human experience is so unpredictable...
You might be in the 4 yrs relationship and break it off and wonder if you will ever find that someone special...More than just sex, more than just a warm body that is breathing and yes even more than a just a big penis "should I say that out loud?".. . Often times I thought this when I left the first Engineer guy...Turns out that lucky in lust has found me again. He is so sweet, "I know I am gushing in new lust, but I can't help myself". He is attentive, handsome, caring...pulled my shoes off the other day after my work out....
Yeap that is me lucky in lust, he breathing and has a big penis what could a girl ask more for?

Christmas is in the Air....

2010-11-29T22:32:00.000-06:00

Things are good on the home front...
A. I was in Dance class and the teacher asked if anyone was pregnant...Thankfully I didn't need to raise my hand...

B. I went to the oldest Gyno I could think of in the Big D hoping that he couldn't see shit...The stirrups are really not me...

C. I got a depo shot because I don't want anymore children...they could never complete with my son...

D. I got a breast exam by the old guy...I think he liked it more than me...

E. I got Buffed again and let me tell you...Awsome./..I almost feel guilty telling it...Okay not really...Amazing...

F. I went to my dance class and got my ass handed to me...all in the name of a flat tummy. IU'm feeling like who needs abs really?

Oh High School....

2010-11-19T20:58:00.001-06:00

So, after attending my son high school basket ball game... all I could think of is old times at Marshall High.Thoughts were the days of tight Guess Jeans, big hair and blue eye shadow. Oh how much fun I had in high school with my side kicks Staci and Necee. We strutted our stuff thought the old halls and we really thought we were the S%$#. Yes, even then I coveted my boobs and flat tummy.

So, feeling a little old I called one of my very best friends to take me out on the town and talk of nothing but old times and laugh the night away...Good times I will never forget and now I get to relive some of that though my son...Man is he big!

Come Home with Your Sheild or on it.....

2010-11-17T13:33:00.000-06:00

I can't explain what it is like to be the mother of an amazing talented child. Last nights game was awesome although we lost. My son made a couple of saves but this team played dirty. He called me late last night...
"Mom, I failed and froze and didn't do as good as I can."
As my heart started to bleed right then and there I said Son in life you will have times of failure, but that doesn't mean that you give up. It takes failure to appreciate and attain success. I said you are part of a team, you all have to work together for a common goal...You nee4d to bring your teammates up when you feel like they are giving up. I told him remember in tract when your best friend helped and pushed to to get faster? He says "yes" well that is what you have to do when your team is in practice. Believe in them and believe in yourself because I do and you could never fail me. His best is good enough for me. I then told him he comes from greatness and that he will succeed this is only the first game. I told him to be a Spartan come home with your shield or on it!
I love that kid!

Don't Be Jealous

2010-11-13T15:51:00.000-06:00

Just one little thing for the anonymous person that was to much of a Pussy to leave your name this is what I got to say!

For the jealous ones that still read my blog just so you know...I will write about what ever the F*%$ I want. We live in America land of free speech...and last time I checked I am the only one that owns my vagina and I will do with it what I please. I don't give a shit what you think about me! Don't read my blog if you can't take it!

Sorry my fellow bloggers I just had to get that harassment Pussy off my ass!

Tonight second date with blue eyes...he's going to have to let me take a pic!

Damn Stalker...

2010-10-26T17:15:00.001-06:00

Okay I am aware that my P is platinum but this is ridiculous....
Stalker guy has been calling me all weekend long morning, noon and night..
I'm like dude I really do work, I have things to do...
1. I have got to watch Jersey Shore re-runs..
2. I have to get my fix on crime solving techniques on ID TV
3. I have to look at funny videos on Break...
4. I need to lounge on the couch for most of the day...
5. i need to read my blogger friends and write my blog..
I'm really really busy...
I get a million text first it's the guilt trip...
Then it is the mad thing...
Then it's the plea to try and pull at my heart strings...
I don't do head games...I am just not effected...
I have no feelings...so I wrote him back finally and said...
I don't want to talk about feelings I don't owe you anything and your not my boyfriend.
Damn stalkers doesn't he know I can't be pierced with words especially when I am given the guilt trip..
Doesn't he know I am Mexican and we thrive on guilt trips...
The perils of dating...I really don't like it...
I decided to x out fire guy...not cute enough and too cocky
I'm not sure about blue eyes...
but the Marine is still in the running....

Your not going to believe this Sh!%

2010-10-20T08:33:00.000-06:00

So, I went out with the firefighter guy despite my allergic reaction that I have to them not to mention he is sporting a penis piercing. Oh I couldn't help myself you know I am nosy. And let's face it I don't have the best judgment when it comes to men. At least understand my job as a nurse and fully respects me.
So, we talked shop a little bit paramedic to nurse and well he told me that their is this famous homeless guy that lives under a bridge here in the big D. Apparently they run on him all the time because he needs supplies for his colostomy stoma. (pictured here on the left).
Okay before I shock you I ahve to warm you this is about the grosses thing I have ever heard that is why I must torture you and tell you all. Ummm yeah so the guy has hep C and he makes his money by letting men have sex with his stoma...WTF? This was a complete shock to me...How does he find clients...and who gets an erection from a beefy red poop whole? I asked him how much did he charge? He said he didn't know but that they see him all the time so he must be doing it a lot! Gross factor about over a 10.

Busting out Grandma....

2010-10-17T13:54:00.000-06:00

Sorry I have been a way for a while it is not as if I haven't needed you all or missed you terribly, but my Grandma was sick....

She is my Legacy and one of the Strongest woman I know. No really she is a woman of steal...coming to this country...at 15 yrs. old. Living through incredible losses...worked her whole life...

Last week I got a call from my Aunt and off we were " Road Trip". By the time I got there at 6:00 am she had been shocked with 260 J. My heart raced, I couldn't believe that my Grandmother had been shocked and escaped death. Her pacemaker (AV node, SA node failing). Pretty common really I have seen it many times and I have even paced someone externally in the ER. So, my mind was racing of all the things that can go wrong I gave thoughts ICU nurses a run for their money and they totally hated me been the task master but come on this is my grandmother that we are talking about with out her I would not be. She had a pacemaker placed at the end of the week and she is now up and running with her walker... asking for homemade tortillas and carne asada ...made with "Lard" Go figure! I say give her what she wants to eat. The hardest part is when the Dr. asked my Grandmother if she wanted to be intubated if anything went wrong...My heart sank when she said No, but it is her life and now we know....

God love my family but they are the craziest bunch around. My Grandmother has her adoptive Daughter living should I say off of her...and I had to do my best not to knock her out with her loud mouth and lies of telling everyone she was in "Nursing School". I seriously almost lost it! Anywho My family decided to go in shifts to make sure my Grandmother gets better and then my Aunt is going to take her shopping and break her out of the house she is living in. We are taking over! Some people use people for money and it makes me sick. I mean a week before we came...Wink wink someone broke into the house and took all of my Grandmother's gold and my Grandfather's purple heart...WHF?

Anywho seeing her reminded me of the strong women that I come from...able to withstand trials and tribulations of the heart...
And for now she is better and my heart lays at rest for now

Check out this hottness for Pantie dropper Thursday..

2010-09-23T12:04:00.005-06:00

Oh yeah I got it like that a rap star...
I'm already really famous in my mind...
Don't be surprised if you see me on TMZ...
Oh yeah that is how I roll....

My new House Rules

2010-09-06T14:41:00.004-06:00

Here is a funny old repost...a blast from the past!

2010-08-31T15:56:00.001-06:00

This Poor Guy.....

So, this morning I check my e-mail and what did I find???.....

Ohhhh I felt so bad for this guy...he was actually very nice looking and he must be sweet to stick this out....This story is too juicy for me to hold back on....so here it is folks...he met her from a internet dating site....I had a really good laugh on this....you'll feel sorry for him too.....

"Here's my funny-traumatic story. If ever in my life I need therapy, this will be why. I answered and email I received on Match from a girl who claimed to be my type. After reading her profile I decided she seemed pretty down to Earth and funny. We emailed each other a few times and decided to talk on the phone. She seemed very high energy and pretty hilarious. We decided to try a first date. I suggested dinner. She claimed she likes to make first dates unforgettable and wants to have a "pajama party" at her house. Yes red flags went up in my head but I do give people the benefit of the doubt and the suggestion did fit her personality. I however told her I wasn't comfortable going to a strangers house in my pajamas but I would dress casual and grab a movie on the way. The next day I receive and email from her detailing all of the pajamas she owns and she wants me to pick the pair she is going to wear..yes again red flag. I emailed back that I couldn't see them so I cant make that decision. So against better judgment I go through with the date. I arrive at her house and ring the doorbell. A few seconds later the door opens. There before me stands a 3' 5" midget in little kids flannel-snowmen pajamas and white high heel pumps. On top of that she had the brightest red lipstick on I have ever seen and it was not subtle as it was not only on the lips, but also kind of smeared around the mouth like she just got done drinking a gallon of strawberry Kool-Aid. So totally in shock but not wanting to make her feel bad I go in. We talk for a few minutes and I suggest we start the movie. Let me say that it's a little weird sitting next to someone who's feet don't extend past the edge of the couch cushion. So, you would think that it couldn't get worse....well it did. She goes to the kitchen and brings me back a drink, which I'm sure it looked like I needed. She claimed it was Cranberry juice and Vodka. I take a sip and decided it tasted a little strange so I set it down and we watch the movie. Towards the end of the movie she goes to the bathroom and I decide to pour the drink out because I wasn't really in the "drinking" mood. Well, sitting on the counter is the EXPIRED cranberry juice bottle. Not just a little expired either, the bottle had an expiration date of 1999. So now totally freaked out I wait until the end of the movie, which seemed to take forever, and excuse myself and go home. Needless to say I didn't pursue it past that date. She was correct, it was memorable!! Do you have any dates that bad?"

Here we go again...

2010-08-21T19:03:00.003-06:00

I got talked into it I admit...The only Dr. I have been with or pulled into the clean utility was Dr. Goldenrod, but as fate would have it I accepted the ofter to go to a party with a Dr. I know. Lord help me...Dr. get alcohol in them and they start kissing everybody...
So, Off I go to dinner and a house party of people I don't know...I'll give you the DL when I get home! Much love to ya people!

Straight up Hard core porn! Rich Frainklin

2010-02-18T00:05:00.004-06:00

Doesn't that turn you on! He's hard core!

History of the Nurse...Lit my path...

2009-12-05T20:35:00.004-06:00

This blog is dedicated to Liam...a man that just tells it like it is...
Nursing hasn't always been the unprofessional professional job that is today...Yes, Believe it or not Nurses used to be prostitutes... I know right? but let's think about it? They took care of people that were contagious and weak...thoughts times were tought...no antiboticos .. But Florence Nightingale whole heartedly... gave it her all and literally saved the lives of men at war...for this I honor her today as I did the day in May 2006 when I myself walked down the the isle amongst the lit lamps...To all my nurses out there I'm sending a a big hug and much needed thanks!!!

Florence Nightingale

Born	12 May 1820(1820-05-12) Florence, Grand Duchy of Tuscany
Died	13 August 1910 (aged 90) Park Lane, London, United Kingdom
Profession	Nurse and Statistician
Institutions	Selimiye Barracks, Scutari
Specialism	Hospital hygiene and sanitation
Known for	Pioneering modern nursing

Florence Nightingale, OM, RRC (pronounced /ˈflɒrəns ˈnaɪtɪŋɡeɪl/, historically [ˈflɒɾəns]; 12 May 1820 – 13 August 1910) was an English nurse, writer and statistician. She came to prominence during the Crimean War for her pioneering work in nursing, and was dubbed "The Lady with the Lamp" after her habit of making rounds at night to tend injured soldiers. Nightingale laid the foundation stone of professional nursing with the principles summarised in the book Notes on Nursing. The Nightingale Pledge taken by new nurses was named in her honour, and the annual International Nurses Day is celebrated around the world on her birthday.

Coming up for air.....

2009-12-03T20:26:00.002-06:00

I have had way to much turkey, turkey chili, turkey legs ( I always did have turkey legs), turkey dumplings and so much turkey that even my little Cece (my dog) wont eat it.
Think something happens to you when you go into a induced turkey psychosis...I mean I think that your brain is shut off or you loose sight of caloric intact and the turkey just takes you mind over I am not sure...
Or maybe this just happens to me and I like to take it out on the turkey as to way I sometime have what I like to call the " episode". Know the episode only happens every-now-and-then thankfully and I think it only really happens when I have to talk about something but can't for the life of me bring it up to even my sweet boy Logistic guy.

So, here is how it played out hold on to your seat belts for this one...Disclaimer this is a second party account and because I live by the Catholic girl guy code and technically if I don't remember it didin't happen...
No know like the time Ubermouth totally made out with me and fondaled my breast...she does'nt remember so I guess "wink wink" it never happened...or the time she totally told me that she was in love me as much as I was in love with her...(wink wink) I guess that didn't happen either...My mind is a wonderous place....

On to the night in questions 2nd hand of coarse. Aparently, I had to much to drink ( asparce right ) One can never drink to much. So, I apparently decided to wash the sheets and then pured a drink formyself with a basil left in a glass laced with vanilla iminatation syrip ( yeah I know I only like the read stuff ) I am already questioning this story...and then I was found half on the bed and half off the bed naked?

Hu what? I totally would have been in the bed naked and I would have putten the vanilla extrac (the real stuff) on my body waiting for him to get home to molest him....

What I learned...Logisitics guy please no more immitation vanilla extrac then I might remember what really happened...but I don't so it didn'T really happen...

I hope he still talks to me after this shinankigan

Happy Thanksgiving....

2009-11-26T11:50:00.002-06:00

I wanted to write what I am thankful for but I am too busy eating all the food I can today! So, I think I will have to get to that later...The thankful part! Until then I will be eating all day...and working out the rest of the week!

Queen for a day...

2009-11-24T13:30:00.003-06:00

I often go though phases that include crushes of sorts...

Like the time I was sure that Dane Cook was in love with me...I was sure that he was directly talking to me at his concert...I wrote "I love Dane" on my boobs! We decided to take it a bit slower until I actually meet him in person!

Then there was the time that Rich Franklin (UFC fighter) Wanted to marry me...but after he lost his last fight I started to think his fighting days were over and well...I had a hard time with the loss and even thought I still love him...I tell him it is me not him or unless he starts winning again! Hey you know my motto you can't come home unless you win! that goes for my Kiddo too!

Then there is the total relationship with Heff's wife Donna...Oh yeah she's such a Hottie. In Heff's dreams we always hook up on the holidays...cause that is how I roll!

Frequently, I have intimate relationships with some of my blogger friends! They don't really know about it because it usually happens when I am drunkin state of wine bliss and then I forget about it... And since I always follow the Catholic girl code...if I don't remember it didn't happen! That there excuses me from the whole slutty image I might be attaining out there in blog land.

And then there is the fact...Everyone knows that I have a pantie dropper problem and that also goes for the 3 million pair of shoes I have accumulated over the years...and there is that obsession with my boobs, but I don't really see that as a problem.

So, I thought it would be better to focus on some new traditions here on Just telling it...
I have asked my new girl crush to write something special for my blog...I like her for many reasons, but due to the Catholic girl code I am unable to tell you...The most important reason I like here is because I am obsessed with red-hair! and then again it might be for her very cheerily written posts or not!!

So, Ubermouth I crown you with this award...
Queen for the day!!!

Sincerely,
Darn girl

It's Friday....

2009-11-20T20:23:00.003-06:00

Logistics guy always accuses me of being a Lesbian because I can appreciate a nice pair of boobs...
I'm not a Lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with it) I just happen to have several girl friends that I am close too. What's wrong with that?

The 200 a year rule.....

2009-11-17T20:32:00.004-06:00

When, I first started having sexual chocolate relations (that's so sterile isn't it)with Logistics guy I gave him a ball examination. He gladly let me palpate his testicles and even coughed for me. I guess he's a team player and you know how much I like team playas!

Which leads me to wonder what is wrong with him?... to be having relations with a woman that insist on checking his balls monthly. We are talking about someone who is special, who listens to my stories over and over and never complains about them, a person who understands my obsession over my own and other woman's boobs, a man that will talk with me about old balls as if it were the normal dinner conversation...a man that loves guns and loves to share history...He talks with me until I pass out from the champagne we drank that night...A man that hangs in there and arises to the occasion with a refractory rate that would challenge most 20 yrs. olds.

I had to

1. see if he had more than a handful of balls
2. I had to make sure there were no bumps and lump that might need to be ultrasound
3. I just liked making him cough and cupping his balls...
4. I like the way his balls feel...

You be happy to know that his balls were not more than a handful...and there was nothing worth sending him to the Dr. for! Sweet score..

So last Thursday (panite dropper day) I told him that there is actually research out there that proves that when men and women have sex with the same partner at least 200 times a year that it helps them live longer. Now me being a nurse and all I like to follow thought with proven research tactics...

Even thought I wear him out...he always arises to the occasion...instead of 3 times on Thursday we might have pick another day of the week to get-in the 4 times a week to satisfy the 200 yr. rule. This all in the name of science..

Sincerely,
Darn girl

I

2009-11-16T22:20:00.002-06:00

My BFF and other stuff...

2009-11-15T19:14:00.003-06:00

My partner in crime (my old roommate that is newly single) girlfriend and I when out last Saturday night...Our theme was smooth criminal...our cab driver almost killed us with MJ playing in the background but after he ran several red lights and took us back to the future by five mins. we arrived to our Hon-key-tonk bar extravagance...boot skooting it we were! I know what you do for your friends!! I had to take one for the team!! cause I'm a Team Playa..
While sitting at the Bar we talked about all the shenanigans that we have been involved in over the years!! In order to not criminate myself I plea the 5th. ...let just say that we always have fun when we go out.
One case comes into mind...let's just say it was my birthday...and let's just say that there was an incident of car fire on my dates part and the same date had a fake testicle... Not by my own examination...but by him telling me....Ouch...I was totally out...
Thank goodness I still have my partner in crime!!
Eight years of friendship and trial by fire..Yeap love that girl!!!

Lone Survivor...Happy Venteran's Day Father and all....

2009-11-11T18:46:00.009-06:00

The Nurses Memorial for Vietnam...for ever we will be connected!!
Happy Veteran's Day to Marcus Luttrell...Seal Team 10. He is the only one to survive Operation Redwing. New York best seller...It is worth the read!~!! I'm thinking where in Texas Marcus?...cause I went to high school in East Texas!! Maybe he will find me and then we can talk about that Business that he claims to be a Dr. to the People that save his live I can't blame him he meant no harm!!! (I'm totally a Dr. in my mind too so I totally understand) We have a lot in common!!! My father was a Marine in Nam and yes that is special...we come from greatness what can I say...I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm Free! I am sending a shout out to my girl SPC Joy Hoyle...My girl that I am supporting till she comes home!!She's but 2o yrs old but kind as they come...and I am blessed to have such a kind wonderfully talented girl in my life!!! I tell her find your heart and run with it...never give your power away For you can do anything you put your mind too!!!
Sincerely,
Darn girl

Oh Dr. Goldenrod....

2009-11-07T12:38:00.003-06:00

I need not say more....If you ever wanted to know what Dr. Goldenrod looked like he looked like this..and this is why I was always pulling him in to the clean utility room in the hospital. So, New bloggers Dr. Goldenrod is the hot 6' 7 ft ER Dr. that showed me all the ropes when I started as a Nurse extern later to go on to work full time in the ER as a Nurse...We were BFF back in those days about 4 1/2 years ago and we are still friends today just from a far... Ohmygosh so we would work all night together at the hosptial and then he would come over to my house straight after work...We'd open a bottle of wine and discuss the nights crazy sh@! that happen...He would give me the Dr. version and I was all in (I like big words and he was an awsome DR. Looked like superman and saved so many lives that of coarse your panties have to fly off)...Then he'd say how beautiful he thought I was and then would ask me if he could rub my back...Do you even have to ask?...shirt off and he was so sweet...holding me in his strong arms..kissing me softly...thoughs days were magical and he always told me how much he loved me...but I never told him how much I loved him...last year he came to my house in December...and I finally told him how much he meant to me and how I will always love him...from a far. That's Right Dr. Goldenrod I will always love you my BFF. One of the Best Men I have ever known...

Official Day....

2009-11-05T14:06:00.000-06:00

You all know what today is!!! It is officially Pantie dropper day!!! and I off to see Logistic guy!Score!

And now do justice to my award.....

2009-11-02T09:37:00.006-06:00

For some unknown reason I have been chosen for the "You are a great read award" by the lovely talented Kimberly (Got blog) perpetuating my half of brain idea that I am famous in my mind...you understand it is hard to having half of a head. Just so you know that I am soooo shy when it comes to my daily sexual chocolate life but I am honored to receive this award so I am obligated to tell you the 10 things I do...on Thursday cause that is the day I see Logistic guy...I'm not a sex-addict I swear I swear....I only see him once a week and that is just plenty for me.

1.I am notorious for waking up at 4 or 5 in the morning to pee...you know that long pee that never ever seems to end. I wipe front to back cause that is what your suppose to do and then I wash my hands and sing the happy birthday song so I know that I have washed for the appropriate amount of time. (I'm a little neurotic when it comes to bacteria its all my mothers fault)

2. I'm naked that is part of the rules because this is not a democracy and I like to sleep naked against Logistic guy and he doesn't have a choice. I look in the mirror sucking in my abs so they are trained to appear flat. Oh they know don't you even think about turning against me .... because because my abs know that I will put them through a hell of a workout by way of only giving them a liquid diet. One can't ever be to strict with their body or it might turn against you.

3. Next, (at 5 in the morning) I brush my teeth making sure that I scrub them well after last nights blowing fest. I mean I am not apposed to giving in every now and then with a little dabble in the peni area if you know what I mean. Well that is how it starts....then there's the full on action but I am not about giving play by play because you all know that I am shy...sexual chocolate happens at least 2 times before we attire to sleep. There also might be a bottle of wine involved in all this action.

4. I swear I am not a sex addict I mean really isn't the average sexual encounter happen about 3 times a week...I am just making up time since I only see him once a week. I have way to many things to do the other days of the week. I have to write my blog, then I have to visit all my favorite blogs and comment. I mean where would I be with out my fellow bloggers who entertain me to the fullest. I would name names but they have had stalkers and I wouldn't want to put them in harms way! But I do look forward to their utterly talent and cleverness. It makes my day.

5. Back to 5 in the morning I take 800 mg of advil (4 pills) because I have a hip problem (because I am an athlete) it's call bursitis (inflammation of the join) and Ubermouth I just want to know how you knew of my highly classified condition. Five shots of cortisone in the left hip joint and I am still on the advil.

6. I then get back in the bed and rub my nakedness against Logistic guy. Now he is not a morning lover-upper kind of guy but I am determined to turn him into one. I start by putting my boobs in his face and that usually perks him up. What can I say I strive to be better than average.

7. Then I pass out again for about an hour or two. I've never been an early riser but since I started working days as an emergency room Nurse dang it if I don't wake up every mooring at the crack of dawn...I mean I wake up before the roosters crow for goodness sakes...and that is a whole other animal. I'll spare you the details of where my finger have been think... KY jelly it's good for all kinds of things besides the attended normal usage. Not to mention all the balls I have had to cup but that was just for fun....

8. I shower with Logistics washing his chiseled chest and big muscular arms...He washes my back and I give him a little body to body scrub. Wash the car style. He has special peppermint shampoo that tingles my scalp and I feel invigorated. All this good stuff in just a tipical Thursday morning and man I bushed. I feel like I worked 12 hrs. at the hospital well not quite I never stick my fingers where they shouldn't be with Logistic guy.

9. He makes me tea with cream and suga and cooks me breakfast...heck I'm starving after all the action. Its always the same eggs, cheese and jalapenos...Ummmm breakfast in bed!

10. I leave and he goes to work. I head home because after all I have a lot of TV catching up to do. There is the FBI files and Medical detective shows that I have to watch because I am the FBI and this is part of my research. I know I shouldn't have told you but I know that I can trust you to keep my secrete safe Code name Maverick. And sometime during the day I might find myself doing my college homework (a bore) and I might find myself eating something like a carrot and then I might find myself reading all my wonderful blogger BFFs blogs and then maybe just maybe writing one myself.

And that my dear friends in just a tipical Thursday day in the life of Darn Girl. Oh the other days are much less exciting doing homework, talking on the phone endlessly, working out and of coarse watching the FBI files or Cold case on the boob tube. And now it is time to pass the torch and give the honor to someone else.

Tag your it:

HEFF'S BAR & GRILL I love this guy and Donna his boobalishious wife

Opinions & Rectums,We All Got One Buffalo I love to hear your family stories

Lost Here and Beyond My blog lover

Wil Harrison.com always is a great read

Volume 22 Cracks me up with his tooth paste that has formaldehyde in it

Man With A Past A man that seeks goodness

The Ballad of Shelly Rayedeane Kindness beseeches her

And there you have it! I want all the dirt people!!!Mwahhhhhh

Hallo-eve

2009-11-01T15:44:00.003-06:00

Until I write my supper dupper award here is a pic!!! I got an award I'm special ...now I am truly truly famous in my mind....

I can't believe it!!! I was chosen......

2009-11-01T13:15:00.003-06:00

Omgosh I have been chosen....I can't believe it!!!! I have been soooo busy with Halloween that I haven't had time to give you my 10 things but I promise tomorrow I will get on it. I feel so blessed! Thank you Kimberly!!! Your the best of the best!! until then I will post my naughty costume! Enjoy!

Liquid Diet...

2009-10-27T18:38:00.002-06:00

I'm on a liquid diet. It consist mostly of red wine (I've had success with this diet in the past). I am only going to this extreme because every Thursday when I go to Logistic guy's house I always end up Naked naked the whole time I am with him (I told you he's a pantie dropper)...it's not him he loves my body...if you knew what he did to it you would understand what I am talking about, but I want to feel totally comfortable walking around his house buck naked.

It is kind of liberating walking around the house in my birthday suit...No worries the curtains are closed. The chemistry between us is wild and electric. I walk in the door and we talk about a land far far way. He knows of the continental divide specifically the tectonic plates(pantie dropper I like big words)...at this point my breathing is getting heaver because I like a man that knows his geography. Then all of a sudden my panties fly off and I succumb to his forwardness...All I can say is it is magical...

So, now you see why I am on my liquid diet...I expect to lose at least 15 lbs by Thursday... It could happen...

Easy there...

2009-10-26T21:34:00.005-06:00

Or the electric vibrator is what I hear... Specifically the Rabbit (pretty in pink)...that is purely speculation. Maybe I have watched to much Sex in the City...Nahhhh

My new favorite quote....

2009-10-18T15:33:00.000-06:00

" Dude I'm not looking for a threesome with my wife...just handle business and I'll be the fly on the wall"...
Now that cracked me up!

Every Story has an Ending....

2009-10-17T12:35:00.005-06:00

Every story has an ending and a new beginning...
He opened the door and I threw my arms around his neck. I stood on my tippie toes and gave him a long sweet kiss. Touching his lips sent electricity through my body. I wonder what it is about him that I like so much? I make a mental note to self to evaluate his good qualities.

I believe pheromones play a big part in which women and men chose each other. Sitting on his lap as we look at funny videos I take in his natural release of a mixture of testosterone and pheromones. It has been said that the olfactory (sense of smell) triggers the most vivid memories and I instantly think of the last time I was intimate with him. I talk to him with ease and we laugh at the little things. He makes me feel comfortable even to talk about the embarrassing things. I find his strength enticing drinking in the time that I spend with him as I lay naked next to him.

He lets me sleep in, kisses me good bye and heads off to work. I feel such a connection to him with a strong sense of chemistry and it is magical. I always have such a good time with him and my heart is finally at ease with the end of the story of Engineer guy and a new story that starts with Logistic guy. He makes me feel special and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

2009-10-13T21:15:00.003-06:00

My interpretation to Logistic guy: Reasons why everyone should love nurses...

1. He has nice balls more than a handful it too much! I told him I like the way his balls feel and often cup them when we are together.

2. I like to think that he gets excited by the way I react to the way he touches me...

3. He's a team player and although he isn't used to getting up at 5 am to give me some sexual chocolate he cowboys it up like a champ!

4. I like to baby him...

5. I let him be in control. I prefer it that way!

6. And he indulges me by listening to my nursing stories and pays attention to detail...

7. I learned a lot in nursing school especially about the male human body.

8.He knows my code name...

9. One time and your labeled...

10. Hes got skills...no training needed!

Navy Seal Sniper One Shot One Kill...How fast can I get my Panties off?

2009-10-10T11:44:00.005-06:00

Navy Seal Pantie Dropper...
Dear fellow bloggers' I believe most of you are pantie droppers including Heff's Wife Donna (if you have seen her you will know what I mean)...But I wont get into names as to not tell you how much I really love you all because you know I'm not about feelings. And thoughts that are not pantie droppers no need to worry it is just because you are female and you know how much I love all of you!!!
And since I am not about feelings... Heff it is all your fault why with your touching video... I just thought I would thank all my peeps for stopping by and making my blogging days fun with your clever and witty comments... I will try to keep the sexually chocolate reviews coming in, along with the blunders and misshapes, possibly gross stories and the ever so popular boobage shots...
More boobs to come I promise!
Sincerly,
Darn girl

Pantie dropper....

2009-10-08T18:36:00.005-06:00

The word of the day Pantie droppers!

I spent all day yesterday and all of today with Logistic guys and let me tell you it was a pantie droppers day! We watched UFC, the military Chanel and talked about war and then my panties fell off. I don't know what came over me...I could feel the testosterone raising through his veins as his heart rate and reparations increased it was definitely a pantie dropper day...and all day and night and the next day...It was madness...I I loved every sweet touch, shower, and kiss...all day long, all night long and so on and so forth...We sleep so close to each other and of course he followed my naked rule as it is one of my policies...Yes, I am only seeing him at this point, I mean how could I even think of being with someone else when I have the best time when I am with him?

Yeah definitely it was a beautiful moment one that I didn't expect I would be having again. But, as luck would have I knew when I saw him that he was in trouble...

Sincerely,
Darn girl
P.S. girls I know you want to know. Big...that's all I got to say about that!

The Hoggs won and that was the only good part...

2009-10-04T09:12:00.005-06:00

Alright I will get back to the trash romance novel I call my life but first a little look in the day of tailgating...
Okay I know that I am not your average girl. I might talk about peni or vaggignas...or things people put in there anuses..Right? But I being a good friend promised my girlfriend that I would not mention any of thoughts little tidbits. So, she agreed to let me go to the tailgate...being from Arkansas I was naturally a Hog fan amongst a bunch of A & M fans. My tongue strapped I tried my best to be normal and talk nice nice...but ummmm I found it hard to relate to the people that I was hanging out with. Even with beer in hand and a bunch of food (I brought a fruit plate that they made fun of me for bring) What doesn't everyone like fruit. I found myself just ummm asking stupid questions like: When did you graduate from A&M..or you know we are going to kick your Arse. Boring....
So, (I didn't have tickets to the game but was happy to be picked up by my pops cause I don't drink and drive) I found my self alone with my girlfriend's friends brother...yeah my prior rules went out the window. I asked him if he had a girlfriend (as to not offend anyone because I was freezing and made him put his arm around me). I asked him okay what nursing story do you want to hear....She'll never know I pondered that I brought out the arsenal. Do you want to hear gross, weird or both...coarse he said gross...I had no choice I had to tell him about the light bulb we once found in a guys butt. The guy lied and said he didn't know why he was having anal pain...Really are you sure as his wife was by his side and off I took him to CT (cat scan). And there it was in all its glory a light bulb 60 watt if I can remember. He laughed and I laughed and that was the best part of tailgating...Hope he doesn't tell it or I might be in trouble with my girlfriend. Oh yeah and I did take a picture with a fellow (I didn't know in the Hog tent)in a make shift raincoat made out of a garbage bag that was also the light of the tailgating extravaganza.

and now for an update on my Logistics guy...
Thursday we were suppose to go to the fair. It rained...so he say want to wait until next week. I said okay I'll be at your house at 3:00 pm I'll cook dinner and you don't have a choice...He was like yes I don't have a choice. I spent the night...I fell asleep at 9:00 pm boy am I fun...I made it up in the morning thought. So what if it was like 5 in the morning! Score!

See no evil hear no eval...

2009-09-29T10:10:00.002-06:00

Bloggers,
I absolutely love all of you for hanging around for all these years...Thank you for always stopping by...I love to read your comments and blogs! It brings such joy to my life...
So, for now I'll keep my personal craziness under a tight belt and try and entertain you with different subjects...

Now I would like to give you all a disclaimer:
All the things that I write have small truths in them along with highly exaggerated details. I hope that puts your minds at easy. For this is the only forum I can express myself.
Sincerely,
Darn girl

In here lies the a pride so deep I can't explain it...

2009-09-15T02:15:00.003-06:00

First an update on Sunday's date with Logistics guy...
Ummmm could it have been any better? Tall handsome and well read (nice pecks)! We have so much in common it is weird! I look into his eyes feeling the testosterone racing inside him! I ask him if he feels chemistry about me? Duuuu?? Are you kidding me? We are going to Octoberfest this weekend I can't wait to see him again!!!
News front on Pulling Punches guy...
He is very sweet...
Texting me everyday to let me know that he is thinking about me...but I am getting the vibe he is a little jealous...Not good for a girl like me! I'm not ready to settle down and just settle for the ordinary...I want extra spectacular!
Enough about thoughts boyz...
Check out my handsome 6'0 kiddo! We won tonight and I wanted him to feel the wonder of victory...but he says Ma... in a very disappointed voice ya I'm okay...What the F? This is my boy that we are talking about!!! Kid I know something is wrong spit it out!!! And like in no orderly fashion... He (as he only trust his ma) told me I am mad at myself for missing catching the ball Twice!!! 2 tears flowed down his face as I gave him the Marine talk...You come from greatness...If fail I try try again till I succeed!! I said son you have not failed me...Not trying would fail me...knowing that the is under presser to succeed with a mother and father that he has!! !

The amazing thing about a mother is that she knows how her child feels and can draw it out of him!! Yes son I wish you would have caught thoughts two balls...but that guy you took down in special teams was enough for me!! Just know son that everything is not easy but everything is possible!!!
sincerely,
A darn girl that loves loves loves her Son...thatdarnb0y!!!

What can I say he's the light of my life...

2009-09-08T21:00:00.002-06:00

I lost my voice tonight because I was cheering so hard for my son! He played the whole game.

Number 14 tonight was all about receiving the ball...

I'm so proud, unfortunately the other team was bigger and faster than ours so we lost. To no eval thought he was tough the whole game and played his heart out for his teammates even after he got hit in the ribs with a helmet. It took everything in my nursing heart not to run to him on the field when I saw that he was hurt. It was his first ball game ever and I was so excited to see him preform. My heart sank for him when they lost but I put on a brave face and greeted him as he came out from the locker room. Being a Mother is the best thing I have ever done..

Sometimes I look at him and I can't believe he is mine all 6'0 169 lbs of him..at one time he was 6 lbs 10 oz....darn kid why did he have to go and grow up...

Yeap the love of my life...to the deepest part of the ocean till the very last grain of sand

Just so proud...

2009-09-07T17:59:00.002-06:00

Tomorrow is my son's first football game....
I am so proud I can hardly contain myself! Today the kid and I went shopping for a white dress shirt and a tie...
Awe he's wearing a tie on game day...
I tried not to tear up as I watched him practice for an hour trying to tie the tie just so right...
It never gets easy, I remember his first steps at 10 months old and now he's playing ball.
He has been practicing everyday and even on Saturday...
What position I ask him? He says they wanted him to be running back because he broke thought the line...but he wants to be the wide reciever and sure enough he is...
Yeap that will be me in the front with a red t-shirt on that says Callan's Mom and 83 on the back!
He's so sweet, he says mom you can't embarrass me. Awe...he says Iam proud of you and I think you are so beautiful and a good Ma.
What ever I did in this world to deserve such a great kid I'll never know...
He's not only a sweet kid but an amazing person!!!

If safe to say...

2009-09-05T14:55:00.002-06:00

Last nights date with the guy formally known as "Waxed guy" now known to us and "Pulling the Punches " Guy was an absolutely the best!!!
The luau was a success and I met guys that he spars with...I know he does mixed martial arts...Wow...I was just a little impressed and a lot turned on.

I know I'm sooo stoked. Nothing better than dating a hot guy that can fight. I told him I have some moves myself...and I gave him a kidney shot he grabbed me and gave me a nice long kiss.
Yeah I think I'm going to like being back in Dallas...

Free and home at last...dating Dallas and making out with a hot fighter! What could be better...
Now if I could just get him to show me his jiu-jitsu moves

Can I tell you...

2009-09-04T16:10:00.003-06:00

How hard it is to find a pair of coconuts that fit my boobs? Half the coconuts I tried on had my boobs spilling out of them. Now not that I have a problem of hanging out of my coconuts but lets be fair I am meeting his friends for the first time (I'll wait till later to fall out of my coconuts). While I don't mind wearing my clevage out, I didn't think having my boobs hang out the bottom especially attractive. Finally I told the sales lady I need the extra-extra large coconuts. She then explained to me that their coconuts only come in one size...Fine I threw my hands up in the air.

So I did what any girl determined to go to the lual party would do; I had to make my own coconut bra....
Two bowls painted brown...you can't even tell there not real coconuts
Off to the party
Aloha

Seriously you need to get over it...

2009-08-24T06:25:00.002-06:00

Dear Bloggers,
Have any of you been stalked by some one? You know that like call your phone a billion times till you have to block that persons number. Then they take to sending you e-mails which you never open up and read; I just delete them. Finally they are so desperate to get your attention they invade your blog...
So, hear are some helpful tips on how you get over you loss and leave me alone.

1. Don't send e-mails to me send e-mails to your friends.
If you find yourself writing e-mails to me understand that I will not open them up. I don't care
to have a stalker as a friend.

2. Don't read my blog because I'm telling you if your getting jealious because I wrote about
my relationship with Engineer guy you will loose that battle. I love him and always will.

3. Get some help...Run don't walk..Don't they have a Stalkers anonomous. I suggest you see
shrink he can give you medicine.

4. Just so you know I'm a really smart girl and I can't be manipulated very easily. So, what ever
you have to say to me I don't want to know because I don't care.

Hear that I don't care about you.

Sincerely,
Darn girl

Drunk as a Kooter on hooter...

2009-08-19T21:26:00.003-06:00

Drunk as a Kooter or on a hooter...
Or is that my knew skatier girl name?
Okay I was out with some high school friends the other night pondering the thought of dating again when I asked," what is the worst date you been on?".
One of my friend's said, " After I passed the sobriety test I told the officer that I really didn't know her and she was to drunk to drive."
Wow, I think I'll keep the skater name for now...but I will have to date at sometime.

Random thoughts for the day...and some teaching

2009-07-27T18:55:00.004-06:00

Again I find myself driving across country with my son in order to torture him by making him spend time with his clingy, overly obsessive, I my Gosh your trying to kill me by ways of hurting his self (it was only a scratch, but I almost had a meld down), Mother that might possibly mess him up for any future relationships with a normal woman, but I find that I can't help myself.
We will be driving down the road having a pleasent talk about the War in Iraq and find myself busting out the, " all of a sudden a case of herpes let's get out the medical dictonary".
He roles his eyes and says I pinky swear....always every time I will be safe if I choose to break your heart and to the deed before marriage.
You might be asking your self why I am so crazed at making sure his aware of all the STD dangers out there?...it is simple. I can't tell you how many times I have had that sweet innocent looking 15 yr. girl come into the ER explain that they are having severe pain "down there"...I look and tell the Dr. it's not a UTI it's in fact herpes. She then tells me how can that be? I have only been with one person...she might even say I have always been safe...and then I tell her...Sweetheart...
One can get herpes even if the other person doesn't have a break out and even if you use a condom. Herpes hides in the neural tissues (spinal cord) and unfortunately the virus shead. I tell her this only after I have gloved up to the nines...
Now that I have put the fear in everyone...
My dog sweet little girlly dog is humping any avaliable arm...
She is known for darngirl's dog sir humps a lot.
Go figure? trying to save on teenage boy from heartache and it is my 4 lb. pooch who is the real problem. I think we are going to have to send her to reform school, until then thank goodness there is wine.

2009-07-27T18:55:00.000-06:00

A dead body I swear...Maybe

2009-07-19T21:58:00.005-06:00

Engineer guy has a dead body in his trash I swear...
The smell emanating from the trash a long with a slight sound of movement from possible maggot activity, and not to mention the black cloud illuminating from the trash could be nothing else...
My nose hairs were burned from the aroma that could only be described as nothing else other than a dead rotting body. I assumed that 100,000 maggots helping further the decomposition was the slight rustling sound I heard as I entered his house. I asked him who he killed and why would he leave the body in the trash when he knows that I watch the New Detective files daily. I wondered to myself if this is someone I wanted to hang-out with? Then I remembered all the sexual satisfaction that he gave me then I decided right there to turn the other cheek...I'm not perfect myself and who am I to judge anyway?

Two exams in one week...man I'm getting lucky

2009-07-16T16:50:00.001-06:00

I'll give you the low down on my general Doc Vag exam later this story is much better...
I admit it I called Doctor Goldenrod this week. I had a week moment of saddness over Engineer guy and He is the only one that really makes me feel better.

I lied and said that it was time for my yearly pap (because it was on my mind ). I knew that he would be all in....He was glad to come over and assist me with a thin prep. Now this is what I call service. I asked him if he brought his Doctor bag because we might need to play Doctor and Nurse. I'll be the Doctor and he will be the nurse. Oh it is not the first time we have played this so he got the hint. Now I have assisted him with many vaginal exams at work but this will be the first time that I am on the other end of the stick.

the best nail job ever....

2009-07-12T11:06:00.004-06:00

Sorry for my absents I have been spending summer fun on road trips from H-E - double hockey sticks... but in order to maintain my sanity after consuming an enormous amount alcohol (no worries I only drove the golf cart), several vicodin and to top it off I was molested from my general doctor for my yearly pap (that is a story itself) ...having said that I promise to catch up and I hope you enjoy the picture of my newly done nails!
Sincerely, Darn girl

I'm still alive just visiting the family...

2009-06-29T10:23:00.002-06:00

I know visiting family can be concern enough to make sure that one is still alive after a long road trip and let me tell you it was the road trip that we will be talking about for ages...
More about my crazy sister later.
who knows I might need prozac after it is all said and done with. I can't drink anymore...there is just not enough time in the day and I have to be sober to drive. Vailum is out of the question because I would just sleep and although I love to sleep I still have to get though my last 4 classes. No, I'm not sure what I will do...
There is always shock therapy....

Roller derby...Fight!

2009-06-14T20:24:00.003-06:00

Peter Feltersnatch was the referee at last nights roller derby...
The runaway brides creamed the living dead...
Good times

Raid...really what were you thinking?

2009-06-10T13:01:00.004-06:00

My father tried to kill me with raid..
I asked him to pick up a bottle of fruit fly killer for my tomatoes and what does he bring home?
Raid..
I knew it he's trying to kill me for money that I don't have.
More later...
I wanted to ask him really what were you thinking, it was a "Here's your card moment".
He says he loves me... really really he does, but I think he secretly has a Life insurance plan on me.
I Oye Ve

Just because

2009-06-06T15:25:00.000-06:00

She also sent me this lovely picture so I must share the love....

Sent to me by my cuz....

2009-06-06T13:41:00.001-06:00

Elizabeth

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.

It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to

90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.

Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.

Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25 No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

27 Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Remember that I will always share my spoon with you!

Friends are the family that we choose for ourselves.

It seems....

2009-06-02T20:15:00.003-06:00

Whilst talking with my girlfriend on Sunday Dr. Goldenrod came up...
Thoughts of you new to my blog might not understand the significance of Dr. Goldenrod...
Think Superman...
Tall 6'6
Ice blue eyes...
Black slicked back hair...
ER Dr. Saving lives...
Oh I love him from a far...
He called me the other day and I caved...
What is a girl to do...
He rubbed my back....
And that is it...We talked
I pressed my body next to his...
He says I don't know how to act...
I say shhhhhh....
Just enjoy the moment...
His breath next to my breast...
and then he left...
Oh Dr.Goldenrod what is a girl to do?

A repost for Heff ....

2009-06-02T20:08:00.005-06:00

I'm all about the love...

Love...

2009-05-31T20:56:00.003-06:00

There are days that I think that I can't bare anymore pain...
and then there are days that you see your very best friend in the world and then you know love again...
Thank you mamma...
Thank you for the day and the love

Tommorrows the day....

2009-05-27T21:23:00.002-06:00

Oh Dane, Dane Cook...
Sorry, I am just practicing for tomorrow. I even wrote his name on my boobs and went to spin class. Coarse no one could see my boobs until I flashed the teacher...
It was a good class
I left sparkles everywhere!

Dane Here I come...

2009-05-26T21:41:00.003-06:00

No pun intended...
As you all may know that I am fanatically involved with Dane Cook...
Shhhh I know I know I shouldn't be telling you this because he is private and all...but how can I really hold it in I mean really...We have bonded over the years...
Thursday, I am finally giving him a break. He decided to come back to the desert because well I am here and need I say more. Some how, I don't understand the Men in my life not getting the fact that I have made a pack with him...I must wear boobs out and write his name on my breast...What is wrong with that? I wondered to myself quietly out loud whilst I heard loud objections from my friends. They just don't understand our love...They don't understand how much he really loves my boobs. I mean he would talk about them but he is selfish and doesn't want to share them with the world. Hence his name on them...Now I just am wondering how he is going to see me from the farthest seat sold?

Let us remember....

2009-05-23T15:55:00.002-06:00

This is for SGT Ragusa,
He is my soldier that I am supporting till he is home and with his family again. He is a man of deep service to his country, a family man and a man worthy of honoring. Be safe SGT Ragusa till you come home!

On the road to grandpa 'shouse...

2009-05-16T19:54:00.003-06:00

I am on the road to grandpa's house..
The car broke down...

We were picked up by Opie the long nose hair guy..
Imagine nose hair growing on top of his nose, out of his nose and I think his ear hair gently touched my shoulder as he turned to put he truck up on the tow truck...

I had visions of little bugs that usually live on your eye lashes crawling down his ear hair onto my shoulders...
Well I got to go now, I got to get back on the road
it only took 5 hours to get the tow truck, get the rental and stop at Starbucks to refuel
Have a good weekend I catch up when I get to grandpa's house were they think I eat way too healthy...

I'm not obsessed I swear...

2009-05-13T14:40:00.003-06:00

You all might not know it but at times I can be fixated with certain things, people, and or places in the body where my fingers have been. I'm not obsessed I swear.

I have various crushes on some bloggers I follow I can't help it. I sometimes have one night stands with them in my mind. I never usually tell them and according to the Catholic girl code, if they don't know it never really happened.

Recently, I was visited by the 3rd nipple. It's not that I am fixated by a third nipple it is just that I seem to be drawn to men with them. All went well and nobody was even drinking alcohol.

Today Dane Cook is going to be on Oprah. Now I am not saying that I changed my whole day so that I could be with my lover, but I couldn't let Dane down. We are extensively involved. He writes jokes, mostly about other people but I know that I am always on his mind. He came to my city for a show, and of coarse I couldn't go; I find torturing him a little keeps me on his mind. He especially appreciates my boobs because he talks about other women's boobs as to keep mine all to himself. I know I should be keeping this quiet because he is shy, but I think I'm in love with him. Now, I just got to figure out how to meet him.

Happy Mother's day to all those hot Mama out there!

2009-05-10T13:54:00.001-06:00

Terracycle in effort to...

2009-05-05T22:50:00.006-06:00

In efforts to practice what I preach I am going green...
Start small...think BIG! I live in a apartment now I just need to find a way to compost my own trash without smelling up the place.
Today...
Go to goodwill purchase 100% recycled planters...
Buy tomato plants, strawberry planters and cilantro...
Make a big big mess...
Tada...
I also used a new and up coming exciting fertilizer (worm poop)...
I have been researching this Co for my class...
They are smarter than should be legal...
Terracycle...
They are 100% organic, they use peoples trash for compost, feed it to the worms and make poop tea. 100 % of their packaging is recycled; reclaimed soda bottles, milk jugs and other trash that I guaranty the 27 yrs old Princeton drop-out claims is treasure.

Invisible...

2009-05-03T14:10:00.003-06:00

Invisible...
I close my eyes...
My heart unable to feel...
No vision of the future...
No turning back...
You touch my shoulder...
I turn away...
Unable to feel...
Unable to stay...
I wonder will I ever heal...
Someday...

What is it with me and guys from West Virgina

2009-04-27T20:07:00.003-06:00

What is it with me and Men from West Virgina....
More specifically men from West Virgina that are Engineers..
Friday, I got a call from my Mechanical Engineer guy not to be confused Engineer guy. I met him up for a drink, and to shoot the shit. I have to admit that I knew he was from West Virgina...he's fun to hang out with so I figure why not? Since the break up I have seen him several times...He speaks my language what can I say and the the fact that he was special operation in the air force doesn't hurt. I mean really he's hard, successful, but he's an Engineer and from West Virgina. Sorry I'm out.
In still I enjoyed all the attention he gave me and I will have to tell you later about the story he told me that night...
Basically in his undergrad he had a rule that he wouldn't date women south of heart county...
What that means I'm not sure but what I gathered they had 3 legs and such...
He said, " I understand the inbreeding" What hu? you do? I just don't' get why they don't use birth control...
Who knew?

Etiquette has Never Been My Strong Point...

2009-04-24T19:23:00.003-06:00

Dating can be difficult if etiquette is not your strong suit...
Who knew right? Some of my favorite blogs have been about the unpopular popular subjects.
Like about the time that I froze Engineer guys penis...I know right you should have seen his face. I know that I am a Nurse but I am not a condom flavor expert ( that particular condom was part of a party packet that had some condoms with benzocaine, a mild freezer of the penis sos one can last longer for all you guys out there unaware) and we were having a party. I stick to the basics. And for the Record since Engineer guy might read this he never needed the freezing part. I know I still love you too.
Hey there you go I wonder if it is etiquette to stick to the basics? Do I pull out the condom or do I ask him if he has a condom? If I have condoms on me will he think he is getting lucky? Mostly I get out of these awkward situations because I am a nurse and everyone already expects me to play it safe as I always am. Be safe or go home is my moto...
Another difficulty for me when it comes to etiquette is when to bust out the ball talk? Now I am a lady, I don't do boy stuff and anyone that knows me knows this but I am a nurse and we all talk about the testicals... I think it is a requirement or something. I mean really I was only attracted to nursing school for the beneifits of seeing people naked and checking balls. So, how do I fit in the... "my hands have cupped a many of balls in my time"...or No I think your penis is perfect believe me I have seen a lot of peni in my day. That kind of sounds bad doesn't it. Then I can go on to say no I have seen a lot of peni but only professionally. Ummm that sounds bad too. Then what I mean to say is that I have held a lot of old balls with grey hair...here again I am digging myself into a hole.
Oh the dating woes? Will I ever figure it out?
Just to update you on Laser guy...
I couldn't bring myself to see him the other night. Doggie I know I tried to cowboy it up but decided to lay low this week. I got to give it to him he has given me space not pushing me. What guy wants to talk about feelings. Darn if he wasn't just so funny and handsome...
I'm headed out with him tonight for some fun... he promises light talk, lots of laughs and he's providing the condoms...

Bang Bang Bang

2009-04-23T12:02:00.000-06:00

Okay Okay I got it...
I have a crazy neighbor...
No really he is off his lunner...
Have you ever had a neighbor that banged the ceiling even when even when it is not you that is making the sound above.
I think this is a first for me...No no I know it is a first...
Bang Bang Bang I hear the neighbor loosing it again except this time I hear the neighbor that is beside me making noise in his bedroom.
Knock Knock I go next door and ask if he can hear the rude neighbor below...
Ummmm He can come to the door right now he is having sex with his boyfriend..
Ohhhh sorry. They were making a lot of noise I don't know what the hell was going on butt I just left dodge....

I'm hoping that all I have to do is...

2009-04-20T14:38:00.004-06:00

So, tonight is the talk...
I am hoping to just take off my shirt and expose my boobs...
Then all is forgiven!
Right? Isn't that suppose to work?

Feelings...I don't have any feelings...

2009-04-19T20:41:00.002-06:00

Laser guy and I had a little bit of a tiff the other day...
Okay maybe it was a big tiff...but what can I say I'm a little shut down when it comes to feelings.
He wants to talk about it...
Can you imagine that? I'm not really good at doing that talking about feelings and stuff.
He wants to know how I really feel about him...
Can we talk he a minute people? I like him I really do. He's fun to be with he makes me laugh all the time. He's generous and has a kind heart, but I can't I just can't talk about feelings.
I'm just not ready yet for that.
What's wrong with me? He held me tight the other night stroking my hair, rubbing my back telling me how beautiful he thought I was and still I clammed up. I ran away back to my house. He's a little hurt and I can tell it in his voice, I feel bad.
I really feel bad...what is a girl going to do?
speak to me people I need help.

Matter of the heart never easy....

2009-04-16T16:59:00.002-06:00

Matters of the heart...
Torn...
Today I saw Engineer guy, saddness fills my heart as I have tried to move on but he lingers in my heart.
I ask myself why? Why can't i just move on?
I spent 3 years of my life with him and I know that he is trying to move as well.
I thought I would be okay seeing him but I'm not sure.
Men from my past keep showing up in my life and I am not sure what is going on...
Please tell me I can get past this feeling that lingers in my heart....

Easter time with My MoMo...

2009-04-13T17:15:00.002-06:00

My sister is here in the Valley of the Sun...Watch out here we come. Yesterday I spent countless hours singing and dancing with my little niece MoMo. When ever MoMo and I get together there is nothing but lip gloss, singing, dancing and movie star kisses. I love all of my sister's children as if they are my own, but MoMo has a special place in my heart. She looks just like my sister when she was a little girl flooding back memories of times past. Then of coarse there is the picking fest...thoughts of you that know me know what I am talking about. It was a never ending wonderous day with family, friends and laughter.

Happy Easter to all of you....I was sent this couldn't resist

2009-04-12T13:26:00.000-06:00

I honor this Man for his courage and strength....

2009-04-02T12:22:00.002-06:00

Pleas take time to read this entry it was sent to me so I didn't write it but it touched my heart....

You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in.

You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you're not getting out. Your family is half-way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day. Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter, and you look up to see an un-armed Huey, but it doesn't seem real, because no Medi-Vac markings are on it.

Ed Freeman is coming for you. He's not Medi-Vac, so it's not his job, but he's flying his Huey down into the machine gu n fire, after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come.

He's coming anyway.

And he drops it in, and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 2 or 3 of you on board.

Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire, to the Doctors and Nurses.

And, he kept coming back.... 13 more times..... And took about 30 of you and your buddies out, who would never have gotten out.

Medal of Honor Recipient, Ed Freeman, died last Wednesday at the age of 80, in Boise , ID......May God rest his soul.....

I bet you didn't hear about this hero's passing, but we sure were told a whole bunch about some Hip-Hop Coward beating the crap out of his "girlfriend."

Medal of Honor Winner Ed Freeman!

Shame on the American Media.

Cycling the day way....

2009-03-23T16:38:00.002-06:00

Me: Your so handsome...

Him: Your so beautiful...

Me: Your so fun...

Him: Your so fun...

17 miles later I'm smiling as we take the light-rail home...

It feels good to enjoy some of the simple things in life like a bike ride with friends and dinner at home...

Okay sure I can put my leg up in the air...but your going to see my pink panties

2009-03-19T13:33:00.002-06:00

So, I have hip injury that I have been trying to ignore but it is not working...

So, I called my Bone Dr. for another steroid shot.
Yeah I am on steroids...but I am not getting big muscles go figure...

Picture it...
Bone Dr. comes in and I am in my pink panties and a paper gown...
He says lay down on your back, he pulls up my gown up...
Hello pink panties in all their glory.
He says you have a bruise on your leg...
Yeah, I said I am clumsy and ran into the corner at a friends house...
I'm a little embarrassed, but what can I say he's the Dr.
I don't have a choice...ohhhh I don't have a choice okay
Then the Dr. pulled my leg up in the air and asked if it hurt?...
I'm trying to be professional and not smile or laugh but I have to tell you I haven't been in this position since Engineer guy and I were together...
I'm feeling a little vulnerable, but I need the shot cause my hip is killing me...
I guess this is normal what do I know...
Then he tells me to to turn on my side so that he can give me the shot...
Holy crap it hurts, I didn't scream but I wanted to...I sucked it up
And that was my day...

Happy St. Patties day can we talk....

2009-03-17T20:04:00.005-06:00

Okay I am sorry to goosh...but
I haven't had this much fun in years....

Bev: OMGosh he looks so great in his scrubs...
Me : I know right look at his chest muscles ...(I'm smitten what can I say)
Bev: Does he have a big Penis?

Me: Bev you have no limits do you? I haven't had sex with the guy yet, but ummmmm
I have seen him in spandex (don't ask something about spin class with me). Well I am a Nurse so I did offer a testicle check...Is that so wrong?

Bev: No not wrong at all... I concur after all isn't that what we went to nursing school for?
Me: Yes, that is what I went to nursing for... I did get my boobs grabbed..score...

Bev: I like him too...

Birthday Tea with Bev and Katie....

2009-03-14T16:02:00.007-06:00

I'm off to the Kentucky derby after this....

Let me tell you a great way to impress the guy...

2009-03-12T14:28:00.002-06:00

You can impress him by...

Going to play volleyball with his friends and hit all the balls in the tree...

Yeap, that's me cool, hip, athletic, chick, non-able-to-server-the ball-for-she'it-but-all-you-got-to-be-is-pretty-chick...

He was so gracious, telling me he thought it was sweet that I dove for the ball even if I was nowhere near, near the ball ;)...Oh yeah I can take it go ahead

Coarse they made fun with me...His friends were hilarious and I cracked up the whole entire 4 games that we played...

Yep, we lost every game and I'm a little bruised and my hip a little sore...

But, not all was lost. I had more fun last night and laughed more than I have in years...

Darn foiled I do like him...

Sorry Puppie who knew...

2009-03-11T14:06:00.001-06:00

Don't give your Dog cheese...
I gave my little Cece diarrhea..
then she wiped her butt on my Dad's pants...

In the circle....and so much more...

2009-03-10T16:08:00.004-06:00

(Circle of friends ...kind of a special thing. Bev is a part of my circle, a kind of even if... love, friendship that never dies no matter what)

What do you mean Bev?
(She clearly thinks I'm in denial)

I knew it, You like him...
(She's smiling at me from across the table at lunch)

What are you talking about?
(Now I'm blushing)

I can tell by the way you talk about him...

What? hu? what? I have no idea what your talking about? My heart is still a stone...rock hard (no pun intended) I say to her smiling...

Okay, Okay...sheesh I can admit that I like him (laser guy) just a hair, Just a smidgen. I tell her he makes me laugh, and softens my heart just a little bit around the edges. Did I just admit that out loud? He doesn't mind being a part of my story...that's what life about writing our own stories? I hope so no regrets, and never never look back.

He has a kind heart, he handsome...dirty blond hair, blue-green eyes, big biceps brachi (and he know's what that means), every time we talk he is sure to mention Balls;) (a favorite subject for me to talk about as you all very well know).

What did I tell Bev? He's got skills...
I warned him my heart is still hard as a rock and he replied, "but I'm paper"
Awe, he's paper...

Here she is iin all her beauty...see I told ya all you have to be is pretty

2009-03-07T20:05:00.003-06:00

Can I get off the computer please....

2009-03-02T17:07:00.002-06:00

School has been so demanding I haven't even had time to watch porn on the computer.

In an effort to keep myself from loosing my eye sight I have been hanging out with my old friend who works with lasers. He makes me laugh and I am thinking of letting him feel up my boobs since I haven't seen Bev for a week ;) Anywho, Bev always thinks I should hook up with a Dr. and a Dr. that she might benefit from in some way or the other. Crazy girl...
So, Laser guy and I were hanging out the other night and Bev called. She wanted to know about the Vagina laser procedures that he preforms...Great Bev just what I wanted to talk about whilst I am thinking of making out with the guy your Vagggnnn. Whilst on speaker phone she wants to know if it is normal to when you have a bowel movement and you push out your ummmm...
(this is not for the faint of heart) Tampon...
Well thanks Bev sure now she has an appointment with laser guy but I never did get my boobs felt up...
Darn foiled again.....

I'm Home....

2009-02-24T20:16:00.002-06:00

I'm staying out of trouble I swear..
Okay maybe in a little trouble but then trouble is my middle name...
I promise to get into the details later. I hate to put you on the spot and not give in but I got a ton of homework to finish...
I did get a new puppy to fill my heart with love and so far she has been wonderful...
Cece Bloom after the movie Beaches...
My Friends have been amazing and have given me soo much love...
and of coarse that includes all of my blogger friends...
Bev picked me up from the airport...grabbed my boob and took me home..
I thought man that was a cheap ride home;)

Happy Valentines Day...I've been with the fam

2009-02-15T09:49:00.004-06:00

having some fun with the fam..

I'm feeling kinda naughty today...

2009-02-10T21:17:00.002-06:00

I know to much pent up energy...

Today was the first day of class...
What have I got myself into?? is what I kept asking myself...
Coarse the teacher kept saying, " I know your probably asking yourself what have you got yourself into?? "What is she a mind reader too?

I am hoping that this too shall pass...

Until then Should I call Dr. Goldenrod for some love?
I'm just asking?

Sorry I have been caught up in the moment...

2009-02-10T00:00:00.003-06:00

Caught up in the moment I say...
For instance, I am a amazed that I haven't had to shave the danger area after waxing it...Oh yeah!
The redness gone away, but it is out of commission for now ...Darn No one to even feel up my boobs either. I tell you it is a crime...It's an injustice, I mean really...coarse all my friends are willing to help a sister out....I'm considering it.

Caught up in the moment of hanging out with my friends like Jeff ( the youngest fire captain in the valley of the sun) only to hang out with him and then and then he calls into work in the morning running late...Jeff says, " I know I am the Captain and everything but I tided one on last night" Yeap that's my boy!!! Porque he was late but he still made it in...

Nights of Patronious reminding me that although my heart is hurting right now, but "The Iron, the iron will always be there" Thanks Phil...

Caught up in the moment of spin class where all the guys in the class are hot but not interested in me since they are interested in the other hot boyz in the class...and and they talk about prostates as if we are in the urologist office I'm just saying...

Caught up in the moment of Working on papers that I have no idea how to write...hey listen I can write about the gross areas that my fingers have been, but it is hard to write about business...What does writing papers have to do about business anyway... I mean really all you have to be is pretty right?

Caught up in the moment of hanging out with my Medically minded friend who tells me if I marry Him that all I got to be is pretty...Hmmmm I am taking that in concideration.

Waxed...

2009-02-03T17:24:00.003-06:00

What was I thinking, Oh it must have been how can I torture my self today. So, I got this bright idea to wax everything...
Well, I had no idea that the wax was hair removal/ face peel.
Sheesh...
I'm red everywhere...
Oh and I mean everywhere..
ouchhh...

Great Gads can it be???

2009-01-31T16:51:00.003-06:00

I can't believe it I haven't seen this person in years...
No it can't be then I squint to look at the last name again that is in front of me...
I mean I just wrote about this like last month and I have never written about her...
My girlfriend the one I went to Florida with, and the girl that I have had the most fun with ever has just gotten in touch with me...
Ohhh look out she's single...
Oh the stories I could tell of our fun...
I'll let you know how it goes...
and then we dance....

Getting over Engineer Guy...Why is it so hard...

2009-01-29T22:10:00.003-06:00

It's hard to be funny, charming and somewhat shocking ( what all you have to be is pretty right? ) when my days are filled with some what of a sadness so deep it hits me deep into my bones...
For that I have been taking Calcium thinking that the calcium will fill in the holes...

So far it is not working but I will keep on trying...

I was thinking of drinking some wine till I saw "Dr.G the Medical Examiner" and she was talking about how alcohol makes your liver fat....
I don't want to be fat even if it's my liver I know very vain right? but it is me we are talking about.

I guess it is true you can't have it all, but at least I have all of you to make me smile on a regular basis. I looked at all my blogger friends today and found some new friends...No no I wasn't cheating on you at all I swear! Just trying to entertain myself and keep my mind off my sadness.
Thanks for listening. Tomorrows blog will be up beat I swear I might even talk about Dr. Goldenrod....He loves me....(I plucked a petal) He loves me not...

Comb by ya.....

2009-01-28T22:32:00.003-06:00

I got my arse kicked today in spin class...
What can I say I like to torture myself...
I've be thinking...I know it is a stretch but my days are filled with moving into the ghetto and having dreams of meth addicts breaking in my house and then and then I have to pull out a UFC move and kick their arses!!!

Since I have not been working as a nurse I have missed grabbing balls and asking the patients to cough...what did they come into the ER you ask?? An infected toenail but I like to be throe you know you never know. I am not sure what I am looking for but I like to make the handsome guys cough. Is that so wrong??
School starts Feb 9th and with an MBA I can't grab the balls anymore. I panicked, but then I remembered I can always work as a nurse helping the Cardiologist grow his business and grab all the balls I want...
Life can be sweet!!!