I want you all to know...

I have been a dancing fool lately and while it is starting to shape up my body the way it used to be before I drank 3 to 4 martines a day. I am in morning of my left big toe nail. Why I asked it why would you leave me when all I am trying to do is make the rest of the body attached to you look super fit? No answer. I think my toe is mad at me for not giving it alcohol on a regular basis. What is a girl to do? I guess I will have to piss it off more by wearing a fake toe nail...when in rome right...Summer coming up and I am planning a vaca with my boyfriend US Marshall guy...What a pantie dropper...Yep clothes fall of right when I walk in the door...

Next we play stripper get's in trouble and cop lets him talk her into not taking her into jail..hand cuffs and all...
I told Dane Cook I'm off the market now your just going to have to let me go..and after 200 texts and 10 phone calls I think he knows I'm taken now. Ladies if your looking for a funny man Dane is avaliable...