Tonight my son played his best game ever! I was cheering in the stands when I got a text from his coach. Ummmm yeah I think I am pretty much dating his coach without knowing it. I know he sends me text all the time. Is that Weird? I got one for Thanksgiving, one for Christmas...now it's about once a week. Tonight he texted that I was the lone cheerleader in the stands. Yes, I was screaming and doing a basket toss by myself, but I dough I was the only one. Then he texted me, Thanks for coming enjoyed seeing you. Hu? What? Now I have to admit that this coach did a special favor for me; He allowed my son go to this specific school after I went down to his office and made out with him. What a Mama will do for her son!
Go Fight Win...and we did!
4 days ago
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Hmm. Maybe he wants a special favour in return.
Didn't Forrest Gump's Mom go the distance to get her boy in to school, also?
The things you have to do... tough life ;) Me thinks the coach wants some special loving from that darn girl!
I was never in school sports, so therefore my mother never got the opportunity to show her love for me like that.
Well you do like your balls. :)
You are the best Mom ever.
Your the best mom ever, I did not know they made mother as sexy as you.
If I was your sons coach I'd be texting you all the time too.
with great beauty cums great responsibility... :)
Well if hes hot, then I say hell yes.
Maybe he does want a favor in return now. and you should give it to him.
Just sayin
This makes me laugh! Of course he wants you!
"Is there a Mr. Gump, Misses Gump"...
"Your mamma sure does care about your schooling son"...
Been missing you :( You are busy with him and his activities aren't you! I may send you some messages- hope you are enjoying life- ha! what am I talking about, you are!!!
So is there anything that your son needs from Australia ?
um...I need you to come to my office. I have some things I want to discuss with you...
bring a negligee because I'll be wearing one.
weeeeeee!
LOL! You are awesome!
When u sent "went down" to his office, I thought you did a REALLY special favor. The way I see it, you made out with the guy, so now you just have to humor his weekly texts, and he should consider himself lucky. You didn't say what sport we're talking here. You know, I'm a basketball coach, and my team is 5 and 0, so if your kid wants a shot at the big time . . .
Gorilla I know right?
Krippled I would do the very same thing and think nothing of it that is how much I love him...coarse I would never let him know that
Dear sex: I am sure that you know what you are talking about so I am taking your advise and I will flash him my boobs the next time I have ummmmm a meeting with him in his office
Senorita: I am sure that she would go the distance for you...I mean your the total package and stuff
Uber: true what could it hurt...cough please
Alpha: Thanks I try
H don't I know it...I usually use my powers for good not evil
Kitty: You always have my back...did I tell you I like you
Danielle I am glad to put a smile on your face...Love you girl
Kimberly what can I say I would give my life for that kid
Chef E....Miss you too!!!!
clyde I am on the next flight to Australia...I can see myself now kayaking with the killer whales
Spiky I will not wear any underwear when I come to your office...wink wink
Christ: Thanks suga!!! I try
Dr. yes it is basketball and I really didn't make out with him but I think he wants me too!!!
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