Monday, November 29, 2010

Christmas is in the Air....

Things are good on the home front...
A. I was in Dance class and the teacher asked if anyone was pregnant...Thankfully I didn't need to raise my hand...

B. I went to the oldest Gyno I could think of in the Big D hoping that he couldn't see shit...The stirrups are really not me...

C. I got a depo shot because I don't want anymore children...they could never complete with my son...

D. I got a breast exam by the old guy...I think he liked it more than me...

E. I got Buffed again and let me tell you...Awsome./..I almost feel guilty telling it...Okay not really...Amazing...

F. I went to my dance class and got my ass handed to me...all in the name of a flat tummy. IU'm feeling like who needs abs really?

18 comments:

Indi said...

You sound like your bodd is some fit piece of equipment, maybe I should give you the once over just to be sure !! *wink wink*

Indi

xxx Dance? yes please ;)

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm glad to hear you still had time to let the old man examine your breasts. It's as if you're giving something back to the community while enjoying the best buffing in town.

Clyde said...

Yep, I've herd you like the old Gyno's---they have shaky hands..

And now you want to brag---lucky girl---hope it keeps going

JStar said...

LOL@all of these :)

Thanks for the offer...I will def email you when I know more of whats going on...because I surely dont understand any of this medical stuff :)

Walker said...

What old guy doesn't like mashing a pair of boobs.
The body sounds like it's tuned and ready to rock n roll.
Maybe shimmer and shake a little to for a treat

Heff said...

Regarding D, I give those for FREE.

Just tryin' to save you a buck or two...

Chef E said...

My trainer told me he was going to get me to lose 10 pounds by Christmas and has me doing things I did not realize we could do with our body, not related to sex! LOL

Gotta go to the Gynnie, oh and the dentist...I hate those visits...

You make me smile :)

Kimberly said...

I let a woman look at my wobbly bits.

f1trey said...

dancin days are here again.......hehehe

KrippledWarrior said...

Staying healthy is a good thing.

doggybloggy said...

I see where you have been hiding out - the old geezer gyno office - talk about a cheap thrill!

the eternal list said...

i have no abs...

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

These comments are cracking me up. lol

Spiky Zora Jones said...

dance class...and your ass as handed to you???

you need to dance with me...and your ass will belong to me...me...me.


later babe. xxx

UBERMOUTH said...

Sounds like a well rounded life to me. :)

Loved that you don't want any more children because they couldn't compete.

Mike said...

Happy you weren't asked the pregnancy question directly. Never a good thing.

Ca88andra said...

Well done on going to dance classes! I'd love to do that sometime too.

The Kid In The Front Row said...

haha, interesting blog!