Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Your not going to believe this Sh!%

So, I went out with the firefighter guy despite my allergic reaction that I have to them not to mention he is sporting a penis piercing. Oh I couldn't help myself you know I am nosy. And let's face it I don't have the best judgment when it comes to men. At least understand my job as a nurse and fully respects me.
So, we talked shop a little bit paramedic to nurse and well he told me that their is this famous homeless guy that lives under a bridge here in the big D. Apparently they run on him all the time because he needs supplies for his colostomy stoma. (pictured here on the left).
Okay before I shock you I ahve to warm you this is about the grosses thing I have ever heard that is why I must torture you and tell you all. Ummm yeah so the guy has hep C and he makes his money by letting men have sex with his stoma...WTF? This was a complete shock to me...How does he find clients...and who gets an erection from a beefy red poop whole? I asked him how much did he charge? He said he didn't know but that they see him all the time so he must be doing it a lot! Gross factor about over a 10.

35 comments:

Charlene said...

Where's there a hole there's a lay?

This is new information. I don't think I'll ever tell anyone about it either.

KrippledWarrior said...

DARLIN' THAT IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD...

Tara said...

Oh gross......

Just telling it like it is said...

Charlene: Sorry for posting it I couldn't help myself...

Just telling it like it is said...

Krippled: I know but it's funny right?

Just telling it like it is said...

Tara: sorry suga

Heff said...

Lol @ Charlene !!!

Desperate times apparently call for desperate measures.

Geez ! Talk about getting F'd in the A !!!

Just telling it like it is said...

heff: I know right?

Sir Thomas said...

oh girl I cannot believe you let your guard down on this one with all the red flags that up and all the buzzers that were going off...

If i didnt have this thing for you I would have found this very funny....

Just telling it like it is said...

Dir: It was just one date..I'm not marring the guy...and I thought it to be quite funny...

Christiejolu said...

OMG now I think I have heard it all...GA! I just got the willies thinking of it...

Just telling it like it is said...

Christie: just when I think I have heard it all this story comes out to bite me in the arse..can you believe.??????

Gorilla Bananas said...

So they just poke that red spot with their dicks? Don't they need penetration of some kind?

Just telling it like it is said...

gorilla: there is a whole it goes to the guys intestinal tract...poop comes out of it...you just don't see the whole in this pic..the stoma is part of his intestines...I know gross!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

darn girl: you warned me and I thought I could take it. Oy...that was so gross. homeless people, I feel so badly for them. I was involved in feeding the homeless for 4-5 years. parents and high school kids. the parents stopped as their kids went off to college. one day we just stopped.

later sweetie. xxx

Danielle said...

Well, I can't say you didn't warn me! LOL well I have heard it all now! Gross!

Just telling it like it is said...

Spiky I know...where does he find the clients...He needs mental help!

Just telling it like it is said...

Danielle: I know just when I think I heard it all...it made me laugh out loud...cracked me up...

Senorita said...

You have GOT to be shitting me ! Ooh that pun was not intended.

Diwakar Sinha said...

god, that's just the grossest thing i've heard in this decade...

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

WOW. This is the most disturbing thing I've read in quite a while.

Awesome post.

Clyde said...

Ok, everyone to their own thing---but he makes a living out of it.

He can start up his own porn site---dont think there is anything like it--shudder

Just telling it like it is said...

Vodka: I will take that as a high compliment...I do my best to bring it!

Just telling it like it is said...

Clyde: You might have something there...He's homeless but he could use an agent....If it is porn is it against the law to sell over the internet...I might have found a knew business...Now who is going to shoot the videos..any ideas?

Just telling it like it is said...

Diwalk: I know can you believe me too!

the eternal list said...

i can't stop staring at the pic...

Just telling it like it is said...

Eternal: Me either and I am a nurse!

Just telling it like it is said...

anono: See anything is possible if you try hard enough

Kimberly said...

I am confused...I see a red bubble?

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

OMG!!!! Eeeeiiiwwww!!

UBERMOUTH said...

OMFG! I have done stoma care and I am SHOCKED that men would want to but also the man is so desperate he'd have to exploit/endanger himself in this manner just to eat. Very,very sad.

Says a lot about our society and human nature.

Dreaming in Digital said...

What??? You?? not have good judgement in men? You have got to be kidding me.

Walker said...

Gives new meaning to being poked in the side

Indi said...

YUK !!

Indi

xx

PorkStar said...

OMFG that made me barf