Okay so you all know that I am going to cabo in October...a long ass time away..so why in the H E double hocky sticks am I busting my ass right now to get into prime shape...
Let's just say that although I loved the Hip Hop class ( I could not remember all of the moves to save my life and watching other people confused me more)...but hey I loved the work out...it reminded me of my old dancing days...
My Arse is sore...I admit it people I am not that 25 yr old girl that I am in my mind anymore..I woke up with a serious neck pain..and then and then I knew...my Ass is old...I mean you would think that a girl of my age would still be able to kick up her heels and break out the moves with out having to use a wheelchair the next day...
What was I thinking...I was thinking that my ass has got to get in to prime(butt standing at attention) so that I am not like the only girl there wearing a rap..cause my ass is dragging the ground...hey...give me a break..I'm working on it...
Until then I will be taking advil...lots..drinking a lot of water...and oh yeah beer...its Friday and I am going out with my peeps...wohoo...
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Hip Hop Hurray....ooooooohhhhh
In an effort to keep my ass standing up..to keep my butt from dragging to the ground I am in fact embarking on a new workout adventure...
The hip hop dance class...
Let's just say people that I think I can dance...just ask my friends...for instance this past Friday I thought it would be hot to dance on the stage of a well known upscale bar here in the valley...and uhhhh well some how I had visions of my old cheerleader days (it must have been all the martinis) and I thought that I would practice a basket catch...and uhhhh I ate dirt...but I recovered really fast..picked myself up and once again began busting out my moves...
Now there is a point to this story...cause you know that I always have a point...
Point in case: I am able to dance to my own grove ( I might fall down but I always get up) but I might embarrass myself in this class if I have to follow directions…I mean I might get visions of my old cheerleader days and decide to shake my grove thing the wrong way…good thing there will not be any martinis there or I might try to get everyone in a pyramid….
The hip hop dance class...
Let's just say people that I think I can dance...just ask my friends...for instance this past Friday I thought it would be hot to dance on the stage of a well known upscale bar here in the valley...and uhhhh well some how I had visions of my old cheerleader days (it must have been all the martinis) and I thought that I would practice a basket catch...and uhhhh I ate dirt...but I recovered really fast..picked myself up and once again began busting out my moves...
Now there is a point to this story...cause you know that I always have a point...
Point in case: I am able to dance to my own grove ( I might fall down but I always get up) but I might embarrass myself in this class if I have to follow directions…I mean I might get visions of my old cheerleader days and decide to shake my grove thing the wrong way…good thing there will not be any martinis there or I might try to get everyone in a pyramid….
Monday, July 24, 2006
Men...What Part of Men of Honor Do You Not Understand...
Call me crazy...call me a woman that has been asked when are your balls going to drop...
What part of Truth...Honor...Faith...Do you not understand...
When I believe in something I can't be persueded..there is no changing my mind..so then what happens...I stand for something and I am a B#@$% ...I say if you do not stand for something then you will fall for anything...
Faith...Truth...Honor...is what my father has taught me...do I not deserve that much...
What part of Truth...Honor...Faith...Do you not understand...
When I believe in something I can't be persueded..there is no changing my mind..so then what happens...I stand for something and I am a B#@$% ...I say if you do not stand for something then you will fall for anything...
Faith...Truth...Honor...is what my father has taught me...do I not deserve that much...
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Proof People that I No Longer Need the Aqua Net...
My identity reviled...That's right people...I figured it out...
Okay not really... I really bribed Q by showing him my big boobs again...again...
So, I just wanted everyone to know that I have indeed given up the aqua net...and the frosted lipstick..but not the green eyeshadow...because well you can't give up all of your youth...
Yes, that is "Mister Guy" in the back round who who...will not stop calling me....
Okay not really... I really bribed Q by showing him my big boobs again...again...
So, I just wanted everyone to know that I have indeed given up the aqua net...and the frosted lipstick..but not the green eyeshadow...because well you can't give up all of your youth...
Yes, that is "Mister Guy" in the back round who who...will not stop calling me....
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Hip Hip Hurray for Aqua Net Hair Spray..
I was reminded this morning while reading Awaiting blog of how ridiculous you look and are in high school...
Vision it..big brown permed hair...blue-green eye shadow (OMG if you could see how slutty it looked) huge, huge bangs (who did not have them) Pink frosted lip stick..I have full round lips and with the frosted lipstick you could barley see them...Hey I have see women still still wearing this shade of lipstick (someone should tell them..hey I can't see your lips)....
So, one morning the torcher of my life..what happen? what could make me loss my mind and like decide that I was all of a sudden sick unable to attend school that day...I ran out of hair spray...
I almost died I tell you..died...MOM how could you let me run out of the aqua net hair spray???
You know that every morning I have to put on my helmet of hair spray...for thoughts of you that are male this is equivalent to not being able to play in the Friday night football game....
Of course my mother would not let me stay home and yelled at me for crying in the car all the way to school...I tell her..you must must not love me to make me go to school with out my crutch..all day all I could think about was how my bangs fell and how terrible I must look because my bangs were not 3 inces (okay 5 inches) high...
It was the torcher of my life..thank God I did not run out of frosted lipstick and green eye shadow or else or else I surely would not make it thought the day...
Go figure?
Vision it..big brown permed hair...blue-green eye shadow (OMG if you could see how slutty it looked) huge, huge bangs (who did not have them) Pink frosted lip stick..I have full round lips and with the frosted lipstick you could barley see them...Hey I have see women still still wearing this shade of lipstick (someone should tell them..hey I can't see your lips)....
So, one morning the torcher of my life..what happen? what could make me loss my mind and like decide that I was all of a sudden sick unable to attend school that day...I ran out of hair spray...
I almost died I tell you..died...MOM how could you let me run out of the aqua net hair spray???
You know that every morning I have to put on my helmet of hair spray...for thoughts of you that are male this is equivalent to not being able to play in the Friday night football game....
Of course my mother would not let me stay home and yelled at me for crying in the car all the way to school...I tell her..you must must not love me to make me go to school with out my crutch..all day all I could think about was how my bangs fell and how terrible I must look because my bangs were not 3 inces (okay 5 inches) high...
It was the torcher of my life..thank God I did not run out of frosted lipstick and green eye shadow or else or else I surely would not make it thought the day...
Go figure?
Sunday, July 16, 2006
My Gift....
Last night whilst I was working in the ER we have an ambo bring in “MAN DOWN”…
Turns out “Young Guy” is a quadriplegic (all extremities effected) apparently gun shot wound to the neck..sad I know but this is not what I found out..
So we are doing are magic trying to save this guys life…I say, “Hey everyone , I think I smell “MARY JANE” on our boy…They say, “ what no way your crazy” (he had a trach) “ what do you think he is smoking through his trach?” Turns out is urine tox came back and guess what guess what people I was RIGHT…that’s right people…it’s a gift…I always find out…I feel them out… no getting away with it…no hiding it from me…
So, do I care if people do drugs…no…Of coarse not it is their prerogative no judgment my way really…just tell me the truth so I can give you the best care really…really I mean that…and there you have it my gift…DRUG FINDER OUT GIRL/ ROLLER-DERBY GIRL..
Go Figure?
Turns out “Young Guy” is a quadriplegic (all extremities effected) apparently gun shot wound to the neck..sad I know but this is not what I found out..
So we are doing are magic trying to save this guys life…I say, “Hey everyone , I think I smell “MARY JANE” on our boy…They say, “ what no way your crazy” (he had a trach) “ what do you think he is smoking through his trach?” Turns out is urine tox came back and guess what guess what people I was RIGHT…that’s right people…it’s a gift…I always find out…I feel them out… no getting away with it…no hiding it from me…
So, do I care if people do drugs…no…Of coarse not it is their prerogative no judgment my way really…just tell me the truth so I can give you the best care really…really I mean that…and there you have it my gift…DRUG FINDER OUT GIRL/ ROLLER-DERBY GIRL..
Go Figure?
Friday, July 14, 2006
Roller Durby Here I Come....
My new obsession...because you know that I always have to be obsessed with something...
Roller Durby...that's right people I said it...me...in fish nets ...roller skates...tight hot pants...ohhhh yeah!!!!
So, last week at "computer guy's" party I met some girls that wanted me to be apart of the new roller durby team...my responce hell ya!!! I get to "what" kick some ass...oh yeah!!!!
So, tonight I'm on my way to the skateland...I can see it now..visions of the people cheering me on as my team wins the victory...some how, some way ...I will be famous people...even if it is in my own mind....
hey it could happen...
Roller Durby...that's right people I said it...me...in fish nets ...roller skates...tight hot pants...ohhhh yeah!!!!
So, last week at "computer guy's" party I met some girls that wanted me to be apart of the new roller durby team...my responce hell ya!!! I get to "what" kick some ass...oh yeah!!!!
So, tonight I'm on my way to the skateland...I can see it now..visions of the people cheering me on as my team wins the victory...some how, some way ...I will be famous people...even if it is in my own mind....
hey it could happen...
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Welcome to my world.....
So, today I finally went apartment shopping...or at least that might be what you call it cause I only went to one place...and I really did not shop for it.."computer guy" said hey why don't you check this place out...
Ahhh spoiled already..what can I say he handles business...
I say I can only afford something in the lower hundreds because I am a new nurse...I am only an ER nurse for the glamour of it all...definitely not for the pay.....
They say we have 2 big pools, a tennis court (porque it's hot here who the hell plays tennis), there are many barbeques around the campus, you have laundry facilities around the corner (a dollar to wash, 50 cents to dry) (yeah I love walking in the heat to wash clothes) covered parking that is first come first serve, and and the apartment is furnished with great 1970's furniture.
I say do I really have to keep the white washed tables in the living room...she says ahhh we do not have storage so yeah you have too...what? forced to keep 1970's end tables...can it get any better than this??? I say where is the dishwasher...she says you are the dish washer...ohhhh my..okay...
The apartment is all inclusive...you get electric, water, and cable in included for the low low price of 655.00 a month...
I say how many square footage is it...ohh I am guest mating 700 sq feet....
I'll take it...hey anything is better than living with "Mister guy" hey they do not have online halo there that's a plus...
hey I always wanted to live in an apartment with one wall of paneling...
Ahhh spoiled already..what can I say he handles business...
I say I can only afford something in the lower hundreds because I am a new nurse...I am only an ER nurse for the glamour of it all...definitely not for the pay.....
They say we have 2 big pools, a tennis court (porque it's hot here who the hell plays tennis), there are many barbeques around the campus, you have laundry facilities around the corner (a dollar to wash, 50 cents to dry) (yeah I love walking in the heat to wash clothes) covered parking that is first come first serve, and and the apartment is furnished with great 1970's furniture.
I say do I really have to keep the white washed tables in the living room...she says ahhh we do not have storage so yeah you have too...what? forced to keep 1970's end tables...can it get any better than this??? I say where is the dishwasher...she says you are the dish washer...ohhhh my..okay...
The apartment is all inclusive...you get electric, water, and cable in included for the low low price of 655.00 a month...
I say how many square footage is it...ohh I am guest mating 700 sq feet....
I'll take it...hey anything is better than living with "Mister guy" hey they do not have online halo there that's a plus...
hey I always wanted to live in an apartment with one wall of paneling...
Seriously what was he thinking...
So I am at work...in scrubs mind you...
I walk in a patients room who has a spider bite on his lower abdomen...I say pull down your pants a little so I can get a better look at the bite (He has a puss wound that was red and it was really close to his pubic area) He smiles...I ask him if he is in pain...he says yes...
I know that he is a former Drug user...he admits that he is now in recovery from using crack cocaine...I think nothing of it (I see this kind of stuff all the time) but I tell him that I will not be giving him any narcotics cause I do not want him to backslide...he agrees and says thanks for thinking of his recovery...he smiles more...
As I am dressing his lacerated wound...he says so are you married?? I say No...He then says do you have a boyfriend...
I now look at him in amazement...man does he really think that I would want to get involved with someone who is a crack addict?? Does he think that I am impressed with his so called 15 day sobriety stint...
Seriously, seriously what was he thinking…I mean good for him that he is trying to get his act together, but why spider bite guy would you think that I would even think about giving you my number…I am astonished….plus I am a professional I am not going to give my number to a patient unless of coarse it was like Mathew McCaughney..then hey I might write it on his dressing and I might even say oh your going to have to take thoughs pants off so that I can dress your wound appropriately...no shame in my game...
No former crack head guy….not gonna happen just not gonna happen
I walk in a patients room who has a spider bite on his lower abdomen...I say pull down your pants a little so I can get a better look at the bite (He has a puss wound that was red and it was really close to his pubic area) He smiles...I ask him if he is in pain...he says yes...
I know that he is a former Drug user...he admits that he is now in recovery from using crack cocaine...I think nothing of it (I see this kind of stuff all the time) but I tell him that I will not be giving him any narcotics cause I do not want him to backslide...he agrees and says thanks for thinking of his recovery...he smiles more...
As I am dressing his lacerated wound...he says so are you married?? I say No...He then says do you have a boyfriend...
I now look at him in amazement...man does he really think that I would want to get involved with someone who is a crack addict?? Does he think that I am impressed with his so called 15 day sobriety stint...
Seriously, seriously what was he thinking…I mean good for him that he is trying to get his act together, but why spider bite guy would you think that I would even think about giving you my number…I am astonished….plus I am a professional I am not going to give my number to a patient unless of coarse it was like Mathew McCaughney..then hey I might write it on his dressing and I might even say oh your going to have to take thoughs pants off so that I can dress your wound appropriately...no shame in my game...
No former crack head guy….not gonna happen just not gonna happen
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
One time in Bancock when the world started turning....
I seen and angle standing next to me...( me attempting again to sing a song that I totally probably got the words wrong to)...
Can you say beautiful people party...yes that's right...
You say when, where and with who???
I do not know what I did to have such a wonderful life lately...it is like one big party...
So, "Computer Guy" and I are going to Cabo San Lucas...Sammy Hagar here I come...
When in October...ahhh I am dreaming about it right now...
Can I just say that "Computer Guy" is like soooo great....I mean people his guy cracks me up...I could talk to him for hours on the phone about nothing at all....
See my face I'm smiling...I am glowing...ahhhhh life is sweet....
You know it is great when you meet someone who likes likes you for you...appreciates the little things...the little things...man where have you been my whole life...I mean this guy takes my breath away...
He had a party on Saturday...It was soooo fun...His friends really liked me...they really liked me...
He really likes me...did I say that I was glowing...cause I think I am glowing...
You know it can happen... you can find someone who compliments you...that completes you (I know that is sooo cheesy..who cares..I'm all in) He's handsome, he's fit, he makes me want to be the best that I can be, he's successful, he's funny..OMG he is soooo funny...did I say that he was funny...
It's definately a new day...
One time in Bancock when the world starts turning.....ohhhhh yeahhhhh
Can you say beautiful people party...yes that's right...
You say when, where and with who???
I do not know what I did to have such a wonderful life lately...it is like one big party...
So, "Computer Guy" and I are going to Cabo San Lucas...Sammy Hagar here I come...
When in October...ahhh I am dreaming about it right now...
Can I just say that "Computer Guy" is like soooo great....I mean people his guy cracks me up...I could talk to him for hours on the phone about nothing at all....
See my face I'm smiling...I am glowing...ahhhhh life is sweet....
You know it is great when you meet someone who likes likes you for you...appreciates the little things...the little things...man where have you been my whole life...I mean this guy takes my breath away...
He had a party on Saturday...It was soooo fun...His friends really liked me...they really liked me...
He really likes me...did I say that I was glowing...cause I think I am glowing...
You know it can happen... you can find someone who compliments you...that completes you (I know that is sooo cheesy..who cares..I'm all in) He's handsome, he's fit, he makes me want to be the best that I can be, he's successful, he's funny..OMG he is soooo funny...did I say that he was funny...
It's definately a new day...
One time in Bancock when the world starts turning.....ohhhhh yeahhhhh
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Detective
Detective...I call myself the detective....
Here is the thing people...I grew up with a mother that knew everything ....everything that I did wrong she found out...I could not pull anything over on her...then look what happen...
Detective that is just it...I find out everything...everything...to a fault..
I think it is a disease that eats away at my brain at times and makes me crazy(but hey that is another blog)
A patient is acting funny wants to leave for a minute...I am suspicious...ah yeah I find her lighting up a spoon filled with an unknown substance...AKA meth...
I find it out people I am the detective...
and when and when "mister guy" lies to me ....I find out...
He know's this...he knows that i will hunt down the truth and drag it to the surface...
Detective I tell you...
and when and when my kid is acting very strange like like he doesn't know me...like i am a stranger that has a contagious disease...like I might rub off and him and like someone will know that I am his mother...
I find out the truth...I thought it would never happen to me...I thought that I was in-fact immune to this disease..called growing up and not thinking that your parents are cool....
I find out...detective I tell you....that he is like every other kid out there that does not want to be close to their parents...
He doesn't want to hang out with me as much as he used to....
what happen to my little boy that used to cling cling to my leg and never let go...
what happen to my little boy that would talk endlessly to me...and never never shut up??
being a detective is not all that's it cracked up to be...
hey kid...I'm still cool...I think
Go figure?
Here is the thing people...I grew up with a mother that knew everything ....everything that I did wrong she found out...I could not pull anything over on her...then look what happen...
Detective that is just it...I find out everything...everything...to a fault..
I think it is a disease that eats away at my brain at times and makes me crazy(but hey that is another blog)
A patient is acting funny wants to leave for a minute...I am suspicious...ah yeah I find her lighting up a spoon filled with an unknown substance...AKA meth...
I find it out people I am the detective...
and when and when "mister guy" lies to me ....I find out...
He know's this...he knows that i will hunt down the truth and drag it to the surface...
Detective I tell you...
and when and when my kid is acting very strange like like he doesn't know me...like i am a stranger that has a contagious disease...like I might rub off and him and like someone will know that I am his mother...
I find out the truth...I thought it would never happen to me...I thought that I was in-fact immune to this disease..called growing up and not thinking that your parents are cool....
I find out...detective I tell you....that he is like every other kid out there that does not want to be close to their parents...
He doesn't want to hang out with me as much as he used to....
what happen to my little boy that used to cling cling to my leg and never let go...
what happen to my little boy that would talk endlessly to me...and never never shut up??
being a detective is not all that's it cracked up to be...
hey kid...I'm still cool...I think
Go figure?
Saturday, July 08, 2006
I'm hommmmmeeee!!!!!!!!
Can you say...PARTY!!!!!
Wow much fun can one girl and a kid have....San Diego was the best!!!
The kid went wild...riding the roller coaster 30 times...he was like cccccccccc yahhhhhhh!!!
Me..... I parting like it was 1999...oh I feel a song comming on....something something...kiss...extra time and your kissssssss...ohhhh yeah!!!
Funnnn times...like could my life get any better...thanks .... I really mean thanks... thanks for what ever I did to get this lucky...ahhhh such a lucky girl....
Beach + sand+ tan skin + myties(who cares at this point if I can spell it you get it) + great hotel off the beach + eating out at the greatest places + laughing a lot with friends = OMG the bestest fun ever....life is good people
You know when I think about how unhappy I have been this past year I can't believe that I did not leave sooner...I mean.....I have been laughing non-stop for like the last month for sure....
Hey "Mister Guy" you can have your" old" girl friend...hell you can have anyone...cause well I don't need yah...that's right I said it...don't need ya!!!! life is soooo much sweeter...I think that your going to have to do damage control though cause well I know that you do not know how to tell the truth...so I had to do it for yahhh...
Hey I don't make the rules I just demand that you live by them!!!
Can you say PARTY!!! Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh life it definiately gooddddddd!!!!!
Wow much fun can one girl and a kid have....San Diego was the best!!!
The kid went wild...riding the roller coaster 30 times...he was like cccccccccc yahhhhhhh!!!
Me..... I parting like it was 1999...oh I feel a song comming on....something something...kiss...extra time and your kissssssss...ohhhh yeah!!!
Funnnn times...like could my life get any better...thanks .... I really mean thanks... thanks for what ever I did to get this lucky...ahhhh such a lucky girl....
Beach + sand+ tan skin + myties(who cares at this point if I can spell it you get it) + great hotel off the beach + eating out at the greatest places + laughing a lot with friends = OMG the bestest fun ever....life is good people
You know when I think about how unhappy I have been this past year I can't believe that I did not leave sooner...I mean.....I have been laughing non-stop for like the last month for sure....
Hey "Mister Guy" you can have your" old" girl friend...hell you can have anyone...cause well I don't need yah...that's right I said it...don't need ya!!!! life is soooo much sweeter...I think that your going to have to do damage control though cause well I know that you do not know how to tell the truth...so I had to do it for yahhh...
Hey I don't make the rules I just demand that you live by them!!!
Can you say PARTY!!! Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh life it definiately gooddddddd!!!!!
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